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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
What happened to the gerbil?
Scouse.
the gerbil was adopted by a gay commune in san francisco and is now believed to living a life of luxury, well apart from on felching nites
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i have heard about people like you, the suffering those poor animals have to through, heres a recent newspaper article.
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him."At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnom suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
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THE ANSWER IN THAILAND IS VERY EASY KICK ALL THE MUSLIMS OUT OF THAILAND .THEY ARE THE MOST CRAZIEST SMELLIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORKD
an absolutely stunning and riveting statement, have you thought about joining the KKK? i feel sure they will welcome ppl of your calibre with open arms...
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Tiz Me, well the easy answer is for you to give her loads of money so she is rich and then loves toxin and the fta and hates yanks
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its just such a shame that the words "quality and fair price" cant be translated into thai
if you have been here 6 years then just ask people that you know who have had houses built or condoes renovated, building here is actually a nitemare as none of them are qualified, and they are jacks of all trades, ie mediocre at best at some trades, even your local bar owner must have used a builder so ask them...
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"Several thousand" people protested, but about 66 million of them didn't. Yawn.
thats quite true, but i feel sure the logistics on getting the whole thai population into pattaya would be quite difficult, also i assume that this is just the first demonstration, they handed out leaflets and stickers for everyone. Hitler started in the beer halls to audiences of several hundred, he then tried for european domination, from acorns great oak trees can grow
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im sorry darknight, but i feel sure that the adminstrators of this forum would not appreciate it if i posted all the protesters pics on this forum
so i just posted the ones that may have some interest to the farang posters here..
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Do Thais hate Americans?
Ask 'em if they hate that 7th Fleet when they pull in to Sattahip and Pattaya disgourging thousands of horny, rich sailors and marines!
yes thats quite obvious in this picture, the penis is attached to a rope and the young lady behind it was raising it up and down, its quite obvious that it signifies sex
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Well, if I chose 'badman' for my nickname, I might be looking at the possibility that the hostility I feel might be a self-fulfilling prophecy...
my apologies ajarn, but when i signed up i missed the "L" in my user name.
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Several thousand protesters marched thru Pattaya to day.
Any local Americans attacked in Pattaya today????
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Just been out for a few beers with JD. Top bloke. my missus got on really well with his other half. He's also a top bloke.
JD's other half is a he?
shouldnt this be in the gay room?????
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evo, i believe you have to go back to hua hin and change the registration to phuket as thats where you live, then hit phuket and sort it out there, i maybe quite wrong on this but i dont think so...
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if the original poster has to buy a transformer then its 440 to 220 or 660 to 220 and the run of cables, if he is willing to wait until others build their houses then the others will pay for the run, the electric board expects us to pay for their electric runs and pay for their electric, its like a no win situation..
3 phase just gives you 3 live wires coming into your building, if you use loads of electric you need it..
a big transformer is 250,000baht, the transformers you buy from the electric company, if the area you are in builds up slowly then the electric company wil pay for all, never happens for us whiteys though
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Actually I'm not too sure just how unhygenic urine is.
A study done by a soap manufacturer many years ago, showed that North Americans went through more bars of soap per month (on average), than people from any other (developed) countries.
yes, but as north americans are fatter than any other nation in the world it would be expected that they would use more soap to wash their fat bloated bodies, also fat obese people tend to sweat a lot more than your normal average euro aussie type person
the average american will generally weigh 50 kilos or more than your average euro or aussie person, thats a lot more belly and man tits to wash -
Actually if i remember rightly you are supposed to carry your registration documents with you, which is obviously a totaly ridiculous idea, ie the car is stolen so you now have no proof of ownership, but i do keep copies of the registration documents in both of my vehicles, although in all my years here i have never been asked to show these..
then again i used to be stopped on my motorbike for using my lights during the day, it wasnt an acceptable explanation that it was for my own safety so other motorist could see me, the police just used to say it wasnt allowed.
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whoppy do, the runner got caught with a tiny amount, who supplied him and who grassed him up??? the supplier, how many pills is he selling per month?? 1 million? 10 million? how much out of that do the police get? everytime they catch the small fry, but they dont dare fok with there main income from the big ppl.....
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ahhh,the young dr has a problem with his air, hmmmmmm, well dr dont follow my example and buy second hand crap compressors, a new one will be about 10,000baht, the filter about 800baht, your truck already has the other fitments in i take it?? of course it must, just dont follow the trail i have been down of buying second hand junk, if you want to follow that trail just send me the money and i shall spend it wisely down soi yodsak....
i still owe you one lady man if memory serves me correctly
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Another tip for a more constant water pressure in your system is to install a 1" dia distribution system throughout the house, rather than the standard 3/4" system preferred here in Thailand. Incremental cost difference is minimal, and you can still reduce to 3/4" at the tap fittings/heaters etc, overall effect is the increased system volume does tend to counteract sudden system pressure drops.
jaidee, that would be a great idea in theory, but as all tap fittings and hot water fittings are half inch it would make it real difficult to connect up...
most buildings in thailand use half inch pipes for everything, now i got to admit that using one inch pipes as your main feed to everything is a great idea, as the volume of water helps absorb any shock from the pump etc, BUT, when you get those three quotes to build your house will you be able to explain that to the 3 differant contractors?? do you think your thai wife who has absolutely no knowledge of construction let alone construction in a proper country can explain that, if you think she can then try explaining that the moon is made of cheese, if she understands that then she stands a chance of understanding euro usa building standards.
but i have to agree with you on using the big pipes for the mains feeds...
Badman,
Don't be so cynical... it's not that difficult if you draw a picture. You know the old saying "a picture paints a thousand words"?
In my case, I asked the developer for a full set of drawings for the house, civil (foundations), structural, electrical, and water supply & drainage. I obtained the CAD files of the water reticulation system, modified them myself, added a little detail of how and where to do the size reduction, and took them back to the builder. He had a good look and understood completely. "Cowjai laeow"
I would highly recommend this to anyone contemplating building a house in Thailand.
my apologies jaidee, i meant to say blue cheese
and also to explain how those wicked frenchmen electrocute it to her.... im sure you can manage that -
Pump Jacks.
Once the backbone of the deep well, solar pumping industry these pumps are great for pumping from very deep wells or wells that have too small a diameter to get a submersible pump into. While the hardware to make this pump is relatively expensive there is very little to fail and life expectancy is measured in decades. They can operate from 30 volts DC for very shallow wells to over 200 volts DC if water is very deep. These units require special controllers for starting and running under heavy loads. They operate on the same principle as oil field pumps. An example is SunPumps SJ series pumps.
As you can see from the above list of pump types there are many application factors to take into account when choosing the appropriate pump for any given pumping situation. For this reason, we usually like to talk to the customer before sending out a pumping system to ascertain that the system will perform as desired. We have included a Water Pumping Questionnaire which you can print and fax to us so that we can make sure your system is properly designed. Our Fax Number is 406-363-6046 and we are more than happy to work with you on your pump system design.
100 to 150 feet
still im sure your an expert jay, suction not lift..
you forgot to mention that your post was based on the fact of less 1 foot for every 1000 foot above sea level due to atmospheric pressure, which i might add changes everyday...
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^^^^ i think if you read it correctly, you actually get a key for the outer door...
although the idea of paying for a cell with no windows is quite off putting, why didnt they make those rooms into broom cupboards????
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Another tip for a more constant water pressure in your system is to install a 1" dia distribution system throughout the house, rather than the standard 3/4" system preferred here in Thailand. Incremental cost difference is minimal, and you can still reduce to 3/4" at the tap fittings/heaters etc, overall effect is the increased system volume does tend to counteract sudden system pressure drops.
jaidee, that would be a great idea in theory, but as all tap fittings and hot water fittings are half inch it would make it real difficult to connect up...
most buildings in thailand use half inch pipes for everything, now i got to admit that using one inch pipes as your main feed to everything is a great idea, as the volume of water helps absorb any shock from the pump etc, BUT, when you get those three quotes to build your house will you be able to explain that to the 3 differant contractors?? do you think your thai wife who has absolutely no knowledge of construction let alone construction in a proper country can explain that, if you think she can then try explaining that the moon is made of cheese, if she understands that then she stands a chance of understanding euro usa building standards.
but i have to agree with you on using the big pipes for the mains feeds...
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ok mr jay and tutsi
the linkQuestionCan you compress a liquid (water)?
Asked by: Guy Matthews
Answer
The answer is yes, You can compress water, or almost any material. However, it requires a great deal of pressure to accomplish a little compression. For that reason, liquids and solids are sometimes referred to as being incompressible.
To understand what happens, remember that all matter is composed of a collection of atoms. Even though matter seems to be very solid, in actuality, the atoms are relative far apart, and matter is mostly empty space. However, due to the forces between the molecules, they strongly resist being pressed closer together, but they can be. You probably have experienced compressing something as hard as steel. Have you ever bounced a steel ball bearing off a sidewalk? When you do that, the 'bounce' is due to compressing the steel ball, just a tiny little spot that comes into contact with the sidewalk. It compresses and then springs back, causing the bounce.
The water at the bottom of the ocean is compressed by the weight of the water above it all the way to the surface, and is more dense than the water at the surface.
A consequence of compressing a fluid is that the viscosity, that is the resistance of the fluid to flow, also increases as the density increases. This is because the atoms are forced closer together, and thus cannot slip by each other as easily as they can when the fluid is at atmospheric pressure.
heres a nice one for you old folks...
Materials1 20 ml plastic syringe
1 100 ml beaker
Water
A small solid object such as a rock, marble or block.
Procedure
1. The compressibility of a substance indicates the space or lack of it, between atoms or molecules. Make predictions: can you compress a solid? a liquid? a gas?
2. Fill the syringe with air by pulling the plunger of the syringe out with out having the plunger separate from the case.
3. Place your index finger over the end of the syringe
4. Can you compress the gas by pushing the plunger down? _____. If so, how far were you able to press the plunger?
5. Place about 50 ml of water in the beaker.
6. Place the tip of the plunger in the water and then fill the syringe with water by pulling the plunger out.___________
7. Depress the plunger so that only water is in the syringe. Remove air bubbles by pointing the syringe upward, tapping it and squeezing the water out.
8. Place your finger over the edge of the syringe.
9. Can you compress the liquid? ____ If so, how far were you able to press the plunger?____________
10. Pull the plunger out of the syringe and place a woodchip or pebble in the syringe.
11. Replace the plunger and depress it until the plunger comes in contact with the solid.
12. Place your finger over the end of the syringe.
13. Can you compress the solid?______ If so, how far were you able to press the plunger?_____________
14. Which of your predictions were correct? Describe what surprised you about this activity.
so, what more can i say.....
Do Thais Hate Americans?
in Pattaya
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bob does have a valid point, i know a guy that has an american friend, although i believe the guy i know is american so that might not count