Jump to content

gop ba

Member
  • Posts

    20
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by gop ba

  1. Good evening ladies", Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench.

    "Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked.

    "No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed."

    "Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?"

    "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces."

    "The prostitute", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."

    "Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?"

    "Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."

  2. Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.

    St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."

    "Which is ...?", they replied in unison.

    "Have you been a good girl ?", he asked the first girl.

    "Oh yes", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married."

    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the golden key."

    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the second girl.

    "Oh, quite good", she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married."

    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... the silver key."

    "Have you been a good girl?", he asked the third girl.

    "Oh no, not at all", she said. "I practically have sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime."

    "Very good", said St. Peter. "Angel, give this girl... my room key."

  3. If I had the spare time I would renew it, which would cost 800 baht. Why don't you file for a new wp, but then don't bother to pick it up. By that time you will be leaving the country.

    Just because your wp is finished, doesn't mean that your visa will be stopped.

    Thanks for info

    Problem is if I renew my wp and dont cancel it before I leave; if I ever decide to get another wp I will be required to show tax receipts for the validity of new wp. What are the chances of the min. of labor communicating with immigration of wp expiration?

  4. Hello all!

    I recently renewed my 1yr visa and wp, however due to circumstances beyond my control I missed the deadline for the last extension of my wp. The visa is already stamped in my passport, but the min. of labor says I have to file for a new wp. My question is this: If I only intend to stay in LOS for another month, is it really neccesary to go through all of the trouble getting a new wp? Will there be a hassel at the airport when going through immigration? I suppose technically the work permit is already expired.

    Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

  5. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra~

    "When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~Henny Youngman~

    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright~

    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

    ~Brian O'Rourke~

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin~

    "BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! " ~ "Unknown" ~

  6. Dear Meg,

    I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Meg ."

    I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close.

    Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Erie House and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right?

    But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed?

    Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Meg? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch.

    Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Meg , I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

    Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around.

    I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Meg ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

    Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicki's just a girl and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Meg, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about

    happier times. Here's this girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicki's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it

    and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you?

    It's true, Meg. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

    Otherwise, can you let me know where the <deleted>%$ing remote is.

    Love, Jimmy

  7. Escudo on Thong Lo has great dj playing some nice house tunes upstairs. Downstairs is packed on weekends and wednsdays and plays the same hip hop songs as every other BKK club. Zantika on Ekkemai is good as well.

    Haven't been to Narcissus in a few years, anyone know how it is now?

  8. Not sure about the UK. Usually for other European countries and the US as long as all of the paperwork is in order there is not a problem. Declare each item and put at least the gold weight (appx $10-13/gram for 18k yellow) and you should be fine. Do this only for small quantity though. The nice thing about fedex is that due to the expedited shipping, it tends to be hurried along through customs.

×
×
  • Create New...