Liverpool Lew

Those two on the right look like Japanese, the way they are bowing so low. Caligula appears very happy though.

Could they use these in the submarines?

I forget where I picked this up, but it's very effective in these circumstances, and not just with my wife: "You may be right, I'll think about it." Then just get on with whatever you were doing.

Why stop with Russians? There must be a few old Nazis still in Paraguay, get them over here for a reunion.