lmfao

Used or new?

must be a cross dresser? help him out thailiketoo, he could borrow some of yours maybe?

sorry, but you're a teacher? with that grammar?! i pity your students.

No,I am a Network Engineer/administrator.

Are you a Teacher? or a TEFL want a be?

I was only Teaching to get a working visa LMFAO anyone could Teach English in Thailand as it not really a serious Career. Its was one of the worst Jobs I ever had. The kids were nice and fun, but how could you take a English Teaching Job serious in Thailand haha come on?

Trust me My English is Better than a big percentage of the Teacher's here in Thailand.

Again Anyone Thinking that been a English Teacher in Thailand is a respectable job lol I feel bad for you lot...

And if you have been Teaching for many year's here you should be ashamed?

Thailand's students have piss poor English because of English Teacher's like you....

I am so happy I am not a Teacher, who want's to be back at school? I am a grown up now and you? lol

A month ago you wrote, "Hi all, Been Teaching English in Thailand for the past two years."

Yes been? not anymore and it was after the floods so I was only Teaching for a year and a half.... not a lot really and only for the visa lmfao I never considered it a Career...... It was a bit of fun for me

sorry, but you're a teacher? with that grammar?! i pity your students.

No,I am a Network Engineer/administrator.

Are you a Teacher? or a TEFL want a be?

I was only Teaching to get a working visa LMFAO anyone could Teach English in Thailand as it not really a serious Career. Its was one of the worst Jobs I ever had. The kids were nice and fun, but how could you take a English Teaching Job serious in Thailand haha come on?

Trust me My English is Better than a big percentage of the Teacher's here in Thailand.

Again Anyone Thinking that been a English Teacher in Thailand is a respectable job lol I feel bad for you lot...

And if you have been Teaching for many year's here you should be ashamed?

Thailand's students have piss poor English because of English Teacher's like you....

I am so happy I am not a Teacher, who want's to be back at school? I am a grown up now and you? lol

From the author of such gems as. "is the 7/11 guy gay, the legalities of selling pharmaceutical drugs, just seen a Thai guy with a big boner" comes his latest entry and Thai bashing about a drunken security guard.

Dear Mr, Can't eat chili and not a fan or rice,

You are an unlikely person to be living in Thailand. Your life is filled with drama here. I'd say you are fast approaching the title of drama queen or king whichever flip flop fits. Not only are you having a miserable time but you seem compelled to tell us all about it.

This leads me to ask, are your experiences typical and do all Thais really hate us or are you an aberration of negative expatted ness.

If, god forbid, you are a typical expat. And not kinda a Joe Btfsplk of Farangs. I guess you should be encouraged to post your experiences.

I think you have a crush on me? Sorry I am not gay.....

I see you have taken down that ugly profile picture too.. Good move....

Obama Derangement Syndrome is a terrible thing.

haha you keep believing ill keep understanding

Anti-Americanism. So predictable.

If its predicable.. it must be true

It's normal to rag on the big dog. When it's not the USA anymore, it'll be some other country. Be careful what you wish for. Chances are they will be worse. That said, while I see the decline in the U.S. power I sincerely don't think it's happening as rapidly as many think or wish and for those people reading this, you'll likely be in an American dominant world for all your life.

Yea well said yank. the end of this world as you see it, Yanks = fashion, slavery, plastic surgery, T.V , hommies, drugs, separated wife's n bitches, and robbing n stealing, white collar and all ,overeating and dumbest. Please and you have confident in the future?

Anti-Americanism. So predictable.

If its predicable.. it must be true

Would you blame him? A beautiful lady... He's only human.. even if he's just a puppet for USA...the look on his wife's face In the picture..priceless

Is Thailand just an accuse to Drink and get younger ladies? I think I came here too soon, this is more of a retiring spot?

Just ignore him.. Thai style.

yea sure true, I did ignore him

Yes he would have approached Thai and they would have had few drinks together

Yea sure I have been offered a beer at the same shop and joined some decent Thais for a beer no problem on the weekend, but this guy was over the top and was not offering a beer just standing in the shop ranting/shouting when I obliviously didn't want to hear it..

I just been to my local shop for a few leo, minding my own business, and a security guard that works beside my place starting talking to me,

"youd youd Ajarnn Ajarnn, work there," I was thinking xxxx off you fool I used to work there, I m not in the mood..

I ignored him

He keep on with his Thai speak, and getting louder and louder I wasn't even looking at him but kept on speaking with me, so I told the shop worker who could speak English to tell him I don't speak Thai I don't know what he is talking about lol?

After this he started repeating "You not Thai you drink Heineken" "You not Thai you drink Heineken" "Leo for Thai people" over an over I look him up and down in his bright blue uniform I taught to myself you fool how could I even possible have a conservation with the like's of you even if I spoke Thai.., there was a smell of drink in the shop so he must of been drinking as usually the Thai's around here don't say boo until they have been drinking too much Thai whiskey.

Would he of approached a Thai with this drunken rant I wonder?

Anyway it didn't really bother me, but what bothered me was not been able tell him to <deleted> off and stop annoying my head?. In the nicest possible way?

How do you say this in Thai? I have just started learning Thai at a language school.

Is Pattaya a Kip? Every few days there is some sort of crime there against a tourist etc. I heard there where a lot of homeless farang there too... sounds like a honey trap too lol

I buy water an occasionally box of beer from the local wholesale shops? There are a few around me, wholesale prices cant beat it.

I have been in SE Asia, Australia and New Zealand since 1995, but 80% of the time in Thailand. I was born in London in 1953. I still have property in East London and Torbay, Devon. I can't wait to go back home. I am sick of the sun and the lack of any aesthetically pleasing counrtyside. Everywhere here is the same, when you travel its like a hamster on a wheel, very boring. If all you want to do is drink beer and sit outside a bar looking for girls, then, yes, Thailand is great, Philippines even better for that. However, I am a day person and an outdoor person. I rarelt imbibe alcohol and the girls here really bore me stupid. Anyway, It is just too hot. In April I am returning to UK permanantly. I was there for 6 months last summer and one month in December last year,, I was so happy there. Yes, I am financially solvent, I retired when I was 41, and I just love it back in England. I'm going home !!

Good for you, as they say "there is no place like home"

http://www.bigbannercompany.com I would say they will make them for you?

Your being Taxed oh Get a camera outside and some pepper spray, a dog is always a good idea for home security. Good Luck...

Clean your place and put some sugar beside your neighbors door

Why do you use an apostrophe for dumbells and defaults ?

Just curious...please don't bite my head off

I just felt like it,

I thought the thread was about computers. It's about Thai failures? Like, slurs and degrading comments directed towards Thailand. Or extremely negative views of Thailand or derogatory comments directed towards Thais. Now I get it.

More like cultural humor? I am sure/I know foreigner than visit my home country find cultural different and everyday quirky tradition's funny too, you need to lighten up thaliketoo...<deleted>

"They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" Braveheart

Maybe someone can translate into a Scottish accent?

Hope the tanning machine was ok?

Yea! but it was outside though?

I think that's called the 'Sun'

Well Done!

Hope the tanning machine was ok?

Yea! but it was outside though?

What are the funniest default's you have came across in Thailand?

I went to my Girlfriends housing complex and then to the Gym the only thing that worked was the free weight, Dumbbell's, no electric to the running or cycling machine??

And to my surprise was Free, also the pool was 40 Baht but not open? "we are cleaning it" LMFAO