P45Mustang

Oi, you lot! F.O. with the cr4p on this thread. You might want to p155 off P45, but this isn't his personal thread.

You're paying now for not disowning the crank when you had the chance. Even were he permanently banned the thread would smell like cat piss for months.

A tad personal, jellybean? May I politely suggest that the smell of cat piss or dogsh*t on this thread is not of my making.

Sakho!. You wouldn't want a name like that if you were a manager, would ya.

You would nt want a name like Sak ho! in Thailand! oh wait Porn, Supaporn,, waraporn (wara Spanish for dirty) Sak ho would blend in!

West Ham Sak ho seems to be blending in fine.

Not sure about the Liverpool Sak ho though.

Seems to have got the hump with Rodgers.

Balotelli's Gung Ho doesn't seem to be working either.

^

I wouldn't worry oldgit. I think it's a Liverpool own goal.

Like, off the back of Skrtel's head. Like.

Gravitas mate, gravitas.

As MadDog Simmonds says, carry on Jose.

Next.

Oi, you lot! F.O. with the cr4p on this thread. You might want to p155 off P45, but this isn't his personal thread.

You're paying now for not disowning the crank when you had the chance. Even were he permanently banned the thread would smell like cat piss for months.

A tad personal, jellybean? May I politely suggest that the smell of cat piss or dogsh*t on this thread is not of my making.

Sakho!. You wouldn't want a name like that if you were a manager, would ya.

Roy Rodgers would be another name I wouldn't go for.

Looks like Big Sam is up to 7th. Same points as Liverpool, superior goal diff. QPR looking iffy mind.

This season .....we race.

He wasn't wrong, was he.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdXNIEEIJyY

Highest number of goals scored in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Biggest goal diff? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in the Prem? Chelsea FC.

Only unbeaten team in all competitions including the Championes League? Chelsea FC.

Best manager? Pellegrino.

Oh yeah.

You can't stop us now MrBo we're a baying mob with torches and pitchforks.

Come on then.

My word this threads diversified! First i've heard of "the dutch afterburner" and hopefully its the last!

If i could just sneak back to football, i fancy Chelsea 2-0 tonight. Ofcourse is Ozil is played in his correct no10 position theres always a chance they will open you up but Chelsea seem to have too much firepower. Costa to score again i presume!

and for my next prediction..............

UNITED top 4?

@ mjj and all other faithful Chelsea supporters.

If it wasn't me, the bitter scousers would be having a go at somebody else on here.

I'll take the cr@p, you just stick it in the back of their net.

The more the merrier.

Nobody does

Piss off.

P45's Statistical Update for the Average Punter:

Costa: 9 in 7 projects at 48 goals for the season.

Chelski. 21 in 7 projects at 114.

Feeling Lucky?

I told bojangles to get this thread cleaned up. but does he listen.

Nope.

Chelsea were in control throughout, good solid performance.

I wonder who impressed Joachim Low the most

Good question.

Maybe Abramovich's wife.

Hazard, Fabregast and Costa the 3 kings of Kings road!

Yeah. But don't forget JT, Lampard and Ashley.

( little mention for the other geezers too. JT knows their names. So does Mourinho. )

Outstanding Blue Team, Outstanding.

Large caipirinha please.

Outstanding Blue Team, Outstanding,

( Nice one Jose. Cheers matey ).

More to follow.

So. Schurlle starts.

Interesting.

Reckon Jose's going for big numbers.

Chelsea

• 13 Courtois

• 02 Ivanovic

Substitutes

• 01 Cech

• 03 Filipe Luis

brown hatter n. One who bowls from the Pavilion end (qv) and in so doing tarnishes his bobbies helmet (qv)

Piss off.

^ Might bring Super Mario in for next gameweek Chiqs....QPR away

foxtrot oscar with your fantasy.

Former QPR and Man City winger Trevor Sinclair: "Mourinho made it clear he wanted Fabregas. He came out and said 'I really want you' and as player you want to hear that, and you want to play for that manager."

Bojangles seems to have a remarkable ability to not see the big picture.

Must be an accountant or a computer geek.

So what is Cesc going to do while You discuss politics?

Chances are, he will play football.

BR is out of control.

Looks like Liverpool's policy of outscoring the opposition has reverted to " Stick it in our net and I'll fkcing kill ya."

Mourinho understands Rodgers better than Rodgers understands Rodgers.

In the meantime, foxtrot oscar wilai bigboy.

Watch this space.

Team news in 1.5hours.

Plus P45's analysis of what Mourinho is thinking.

I bet you can't fkcing wait.