lovejoy

Was it just me or... The ticket lady at the Harem entrance said that she was wacthing the backdoor security camera and thought she saw an Irish New York DJ walk in ... Is he still around? I´d have a love and joy in having a drink with the ol´cobbler.

yes its me and i'm still waiting on a drink!

Is somebody getting a drink?

chaka khan-aint nobody

sweet................

Listening to My head, not nice..............!!!!!

redrus

the voices?

######ing copycat, dont you read other ######ing posts before posting? :D

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well <deleted> me i didnt know you could spell such a big word

i taught him that one

snowing hard here in the emerald isle,

good pub weather

Piss flaps like John Wayne's Saddlebags !

testing ............ ###### bitch ###### whore hel_l tramp bastard shit piss wank

Can we all agree not to invite Boon Mee, Spee and Butterfly?

i will second that!!!

Average White Band, Lets Go Round Again.......

redrus

A.W.B pick up the pieces

The tits of the last girl photoed on JD's hidden camera post...

I concur, that girl had quite a nice-looking chest.

LJ, you sure you want to use Sinead O'Connors eyes? I think its safe to say that most of us in TV prefer Asian women. Should we not use an Asian girl for eyes? Like Lucy Liu!

i know what you are saying,i just like her eyes,stick a couple of lines at the side of her eyes with a makeup pen and you would never know the difference

i would second redrus,he would be a good addition

he has a good sense of humour and a fairly level head

dammit,i should have called the thread if you build it they will cum

simply but tasty starters

ok you need top go to a reasonable sized supermarket to buy flakey or puff pastry

heres a few things you can do with it .

roll it out on a floured surface till thin but not super thin cut it into small squares about 3cm by 3cm and put a dessert spoon of brie ( small square ) inside , fold up wetting the edges with water to seal it properly , the better seal the better it comes out , bake these in a oven till they are browned and flakey . normally served with a rasberry sauce(but use any type of berry you prefer) , 1 punnet of raspberries or some frozen 1 glass red wine 1/2 cup sugar cooked down a bit so it reduces on the stove .

its called bie en coute

Another thing you can do with puff pastry is roll it out thin then place things like ham and cheeses slices and whole seed mustard , or salmon cream cheese and capers on it the roll it up so its like a spiral , cut the roll in to little pieces and bake these until they puff up

you can use all sorts of fillings on these left over thai curry ,. pesto and cheeses ect

ok i think we should try to make the perfect woman choose a body part and post it(hair nose teeth lips shoulders boobs etc etc etc

i will start of with the eyes of Sinead O'connor

maybe when we get all the bits someone can photoshop them all together

Having just gotten home to Ireland for the first time in three years I am completely blown away by the changes in my town.

20 % of the population are foreigners (mostly Russians and Portuguese).

There is 98% employment, which is pretty much 100 taking into account people who are sick and just don’t work.

There are thousands of new houses built and prices have nearly quadrupled.

I never could have imagined such a drastic change in a place, I have lived away from home for over 10 years now and noticed small changes when I came back to visit, but this is quite surreal as its nothing like the place I left, its great to see everyone happy and doing well.

What changes to your hometowns have you noticed when returning after a while???

I don't understand...

After our last child was born, the missus told me we had to cut back on expenses – I had to give up drinking beer.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included 45 dollars in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute... I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look nice and pretty for you."

I said, "###### me, that's what the Beer was for……….!"

love it

Gays, straights and Ladies?

Do Ladies have access to a form of sexuality that's not available to gays or straights?

I have always associated the word gay with men

I have always seen gay and lesbian society’s so I thought there was a difference??

i hate girls wearing poorly fitting shoes.you know the ones ,with their toes hanging over the sides.

i thought it was only eastern european girls who did this but i see a lot of thais doing this also.

go ahead lad's..................

Officer....I want to report a stolen bicycle seat...

(youse didnt see that did youse)

ok dr Burns wins for his attention to detail

fire away ............

go ahead lad's..................

the latest splinter group of the hells angels

Nuns and booze?

Are nuns better with booze, or is booze better with nuns?

BTW, what kind of nuns?

Sorry thaibebop, I should have thought about the above, 'drink and nuns' reference.

Redrus avatar is a character from a british comedy show called Father Ted. In the show there was a retired alcoholic priest 'Father Jack' - this is the character in the avatar. Father Jack slept through nearly every episode waking occasionally to shout "DRINK" or "NUNS".

The show was very funny and popular but kind of hard to explain. I admit it doesn't sound funny explaining it. Three priests living in a house together in a rural community, but it was hilarious!

father jack a retired alcoholic????

whats the only type of meat a priest can eat on friday

nun

how do you know E.T was an aussie

he looked like one

our little tots is another year older,and seems to be nearly recovered from his couple of nights out

happy birthday tots

have a good one