The manic

2 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

His parents will be so proud !!

Why should a grown man be concerned what his parents think? Why should they care? Why should you care?

6 hours ago, trogers said:

He loves ladyboys... that's the message going back to family and friends.

So? Big deal. Who cares?

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

yabba dabba doo that is a lot of drugs.

 

Execute everyone involved.

 

Next case.

 

 

No ...just the Bill.

That busy may put the price up....and encourage more people to set up as dealers...The idiocy of the war on drugs. Since William Borroughs wrote ' The Naked Lunch in the 60s the stupid campaign against drugs has just escalated their use, corrupted the police, bought the law into disrepute, funded mafia operations and done more damage to individuals, families, communities and society than actual drug use.

2 hours ago, Joebuzz said:

Which one...the liar, the cheat, the backstabber or the thief?

Are these insults aimed at Thai or Western Women? Either way you seem to have been very unlucky with your choice of female companions!

3 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

You've vastly underestimated the RTP and Thai Immigration...   they do profile and they profile very well. 

 

You won't see it, but they walk through the Airport profiling arrivals and stoping and questioning anyone they feel looks or acts suspicious. They do the same thing on the streets of Bangkok. 

 

Your naiveté is a shining example of how some end up in trouble here... Many Thai's would make someone with your attitude look remarkably below average.

 

 

 

Very true. The incipient racism of many contributors here lead them to underestimate many aspects of Thai qualities. More fools them.

18 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

Moderately strong, plenty of full cream milk and a fraction more sugar than you would normally take, prior to appearing before the magistrate in the morning.

555

No entrance to kids would make it more attractive to me. I'm so tired of the breeders and their spoilt, hyperactive,noisy,attentions seeking brats.

Three new GGs opened recently on WS. Good ones. One or two poor ones opened up also.

On 12/09/2017 at 4:50 PM, samsensam said:

 

any wise woman would not have anything to do with a sex tourist.

Speaking from experience or wishful thinking?

11 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

There is no such language called Georgian in the U.S state of Georgia.

The are pronunciation patterns, words used and dialects  which make it very different to New York English.

On 03/09/2017 at 9:54 AM, Jip99 said:

 

So the karaoke bars all over Thailand are actually for singing ?

No Karaoke bars anywhere in the world are about singing!. Just drunken caterwauling.

At I Bar in WS all bottled beers are 39 baht from 7 till 10

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Georgian people have a funny alphabet.

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Georgian people have a funny alphabet.

Georgia in the southern USA. Not Georgia in the Urals.

Just watched the movie Wakefield with Cranston.......didnt get it.

Serbian Trumpet Music from Danijela at Guca

The vast majority of the people who speak English, the only true world language speak neither British or American English. I'm not sure the British or American do. Compare Newcastle to London or Georgian to New York.

4 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

I can give myself a pretty good one.

So sad. You really have no idea of the sensual pleasure some of these girls can provide. You have no idea at all. An hour of sexual transcendence and bliss. Not the same as self masturbation at all. But carry on waxing your skateboard and living in blissless ignorance.

The OP has missed out FUN! The main reason we are here. But leave the old lady at home...

2 hours ago, SidJames said:

I don't know of a really decent seafood spot in Pattaya anymore.

Siam@Siam hotel has a lovely smallish pool on it's roof with shade which must be nigh on 20 floors.

Holiday Inn also has a nice pool with bar & restaurant service.

Hilton's pool looks the part but guessing it costs a bob or two.

Bayshore hotel pool down by the end of Walking St is ok but expect nightclub noise later.

Avani (old Marriot) is also tasteful.

There are most likely some decent new spots in Jomtien but I wouldn't know.

Some of the massive condo blocks have some very big & well designed pools such as Atlantis on Jomtien 2nd Rd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7aZZ5TcMy4

 

moom aroi in naklua for sea food. Kailua fish market too. The restaurants at the end of Jomtien beach including the crab one.

On 07/09/2017 at 10:57 AM, theguyfromanotherforum said:

 

Actually, I don't find it hard at all to say no to massage girls. I usually go to my own verified place every week, but once in a while I try a new one. If they try something funny, I just say no. It's so easy when you imagine how many Arab sausages these women have in a week - stunner or not my penis goes into offline mode when assessing risks of various viral and bacterial infections.

 

 

 

 

Risks are pretty low from from a HJ.

There are keen swimming teams In the area but I suspect they swim in the Mekong. There are botels with swimming pools which might siit your needs

Is there any fun to be had?

On 13/04/2017 at 9:44 AM, Stocky said:

There really is some rubbish posted on the call to prayer. 

 

We have call to prayer six times a day, the earliest is about an hour before sunrise, the second at sunrise, the third at midday, the fourth is mid-afternoon, fifth at sunset and the sixth an hour after sunset. So given sunrise and sunset times in these latitudes change little, from around 6:15am and 6:20pm, you will hear nothing from the mosque from about 7:30pm until 5:10am. Even then I usually sleep soundly through both the dawn and sunrise calls. 

 

To me I find the call to prayer a reassuring constant that marks the progress of the day, and the call at sunset tells me it's time to find a beer.
 

After many years in the MENA regions I loathe it and fear its significance equally. Its dreadful, raucous imposition. Especially when amplified using modern technology. It's just taking the p*ss. The Saudis and Kuwaitis admitted they hated it because it devalued their property prices. And yes it is in the middle of the night if you want to sleep to late morning...ie 8 or 9. In Libya the coughing, throat clearing Inman was an awful way to be woken up in the middle of the night. An awful way to start the day. In Saudi the massed cacophony of multiple mosques at 4am or 5am was dreadful.

One of the best things about Thailand is the lack of PC nonesense and feminist influence. In general, the whinging, entitled, self obsessed, politically illiterate but opinionated wimmin are no part of Thai life. Nor is the Gay lobby or BAME activists. And in Pattaya no generation panty waist or obnoxious backpackers!