The Man

To The Man,

Me royal? Nahh, bet you have more sovereign rings than I do.

Learn some Thai (gutter Thai will do), then you'll understand my handle.

oh yeah, and superior mister, my thai is ok and your "handle"! is still not inteligible

so explane rather than scoff

hubba hubba

yeah, good bloke Scampy

got most of you serios guys didn he??

strate up, go on ..he did?

To The Man,

Me royal? Nahh, bet you have more sovereign rings than I do.

Learn some Thai (gutter Thai will do), then you'll understand my handle.

To Ilyshun,

Your comment just begged for a one-liner. If it wasn't me it would have been somone else (probably Dr PP), but, judging from you hysterical over-raction, seems like you are still living in the closet, hmmmm?

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nice makin friends here innit sir

you can be nice to i bet

I fart.

Where's my own private room to fart in?

Why won't my boss let me take a fart break for 10 minutes, on the hour, every hour?

Why do some idiots complain when I bend over and fart in their face?

I like to enjoy a good fart after a meal.

I don't mind walking around, smelling like old farts. If you don't like it, get out of my way.

Farting makes you look cool, too.

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yeah, thats bin dun innit

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Settle down The Man... or you may be off on a holiday...

wot fun like brill innit?

yes mate, im cool

The Man

Specialist subject:-  "The Bleedin' Obvious".

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I thort it was you who obvious, i musta bin wrong again

as for Sir, wassat then, you fink you are royal or wat?

or spel wif a C

just cos cars can kill dosnt change the fact that smokin is nasty and killer too

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No shit Einstein.

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oh good, so you got it then smartypants

3- Death from dehydration, starvation or boredom? A car exhaust, fitted with a catalytic convertor, will not produce enough CO to kill a person.

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Oh yes it will. CO has 200 times the affinity for attaching to red blood cells than oxygen has.

People are still commiting suicide this way.

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just cos cars can kill dosnt change the fact that smokin is nasty and killer too

trin to confuse like that aint good mate, face the facts

blimey mates, you poor bastads, you all stuk in england or wot?

goin on about the M this and that, drink and norf and souf,

oh well, betta be in tailand I promis you

wassat all about then?

miffs and facts

you want a drink or not/

No, I did not know that.

there is a joke picture thread in Jokes fourm already

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cant hav to many jokes mate!!

but why do peeple fink fat bastads are funny?

On the bad side:

She occasionally eats too much garlic, she has a bad habit of farting in bed.

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Holy crap! Mine clips my toe nails, too! But she has to straddle my legs because I'm ten to tickle down there. I don't feel so wierd now.

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...and my spelling sucks!

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you guys sure have fun wif yor women...why is fartin a bad habit??

yeah, that one got me at halloween, really scared the sh*t outta me

hah haah

Goodview is more fun than the Riverside.

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Why is goodview more fun?

I spose its more fun becos....it is more fun, you no, fun!!

fun is good, you just gotta find it

so anyone got the best bar yet?

secure, you gotta be joking!! as soon as you leave the caff, they are at it like rabits, seeing wot you done, checking evryfing

no privacee mate, no chance

yeah, it would be nice to have trams whizzing round the moat road, great innit?

Have a feeling you'll be on holiday before you reach 20 ole mate

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You and me both...

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yeah thats nice, you dont hav no simpafy for uneducated ones here. you lucky maybe, but it all will tell on you

point is, you can lissen and lern innit, maybe you can but who nose

yeah mi mates alwase ask for a Tai gurl, cos i tel them about it

they like one eech, and can pay a lot

so i say cum to barland and gettit yurself mate, like it is alwas like that innit

Quality post The Man another 490 like that and you/ll be able to do battle with Thomas Merton in Bedlam.

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The Babel fish (Altavista) was unable to translate, can someone enlighten me as to the language in use

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oh they say edicashun is a bootiful thing innit

also say that pomposness is a bit rattylike, and cant be stood for

o well, we all have to take it and leaf it

Bangkok, September 12, 7 am

Purchased a month ago as a reconditioned 12,000 BTU unit, it is currently inoperable, with defective thermostat suspected. Fortunately, with night time temperatures  at 26 or so and humidity declining to 68% from close to 90% a few days ago, a fan suffices.

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it looks like your TV wif a reflecshun of a winder innit

and its not so hot here eever, dunno about humid stuff like

sandwitch is good

oh yeah liner.....

hmmm its gotta be eye eye

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hahaha you can spell it, but cant say it to my face, innit

like a billyboy

I cant unnerstand this cr*p, wots all this word assac bit

like you rite this, he rites that, wot fun like brill innit

oh yes  we want more of it, you can all try now

my word would be....

dunno, like 3 pice suit is not a word innit

undapants is

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I just read all your posts to date The Man, and I reckon your time on TV is going to be very short lived unless you modify your posting style...

Back on topic, .... bloomers.

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whys that then??

you can have eddication alright, so i cannot

i do my best, you daon like it

thats not democrassy isit??

i not allowed my pieces, up to you

my stile no good, why??