Chongalulu

I had an uncle I'd rather forget.. 😨 He was TRISEXUAL- He'd try anything

Cataracts are very common with advancing age and will have little to do with general health. Just age

i do not think that is funny. Get a grip. Actually it is very funny in isolation as the reaction attests. Slightly insensitive maybe, but depends how you see it....

This sort of thing gets my goat...

There was enough in the budget to buy Prince Harry a uniform...

Perhaps he spilled someone's pint or looked at their bird funny...?

Well if you will choose to live in Henley on Thames...

Saga louts!

Snitches get stitches... 🤕

Was it for "in event of death" cover...?

Every day I thank god for giving me the brain of an atheist...

9.6 Euro policy. " Excludes any accidental injury" exclusion clause...

Ah, the dreaded "waterfall exclusion clause" in all policies...

Your divorce settlement likely included an agreement to include maintenance until after "tertiary education ".

If you remove a council or police wheel clamp it is an offence. However , if it was clamped on private land and you remove it without damaging it and just leave it there there's nothing they can do. I've done that in the past a couple of times. Deflate the tyre which loosens it ,slide the wheel brace behind the loosened plate and remove the nuts and then the wheel. It'll easily then come off . Replace with the spare.