Sprigger

It’s the Pitts down there a couple of years ago I ended up fighting half the bar because I complained about a watery cocktail. Nice international family resort my arse never will be.

Typical Thai coward non of them could fight sleep. 

Dive in one of thousands of condo pools that never get the sun,. You know the ones they can’t  give away, due to Thailand’s piss poor architects. For 9 months of the year they freeze your nuts off.☃️❄️

Another cowardly Thai no hoper.

Went there twice over Christmas and new year, total disaster had to wait about 4 hours for a slick of shit to float by coming from the Pattaya direction, then the water stayed murky all day. I’m afraid Thailand and its beaches are like the garbage washed up.

They buy the tour then pay nothing into the Thai restaurants or bars. They disrupt other guests at hotels, slamming doors a shouting at all hours day and night. The ones who occasionally use the swimming pools never go near the shower, and worst of all they are constantly spitting everywhere. Just social pigs.

Forget Thailand it’s washed up anyway, if you want the eastern culture the Philippines if your  just looking for sunshine Panama. 

The man’s nothing but a stinking low life kiddie fiddling dosser, Thailand better off rid of him.

You definitely come across as a weirdo, she’s got a Thai geeza tucked away most of them have. ?

They can call me anything they like, as long as they don’t call me late for dinner.

British embassy in Bangkok among the busiest in the world, and among the least effective. Absolutely useless run by Indians trained by cowboys 

Transfer the money into my account and I will hand it on to your wife, honestly ?

I remember the case well he was fined 200 baht with time to pay. And told not to be such a naughty boy in future.?

Oliver Cromwell, if only to ask him why he banned mince pies at Christmas Time.

Toilet flush no floaters here, sometimes in the U.K. like trying to sink the Ark Royal. 

What makes you think you can move to Loas, your wife is not Laothian  even more difficult than Thailand to take up permanent residency. Just do the 10yrs and don’t be a cheap Charlie in the future if you can’t afford visa renewals and extensions should you really be here. No sympathy.

Sonkran no doubt pissed up the pair of them, we do love a time of celebration here in Thailand 

Where ever he decided to settle other than London, I can assure you it is  cheaper to live in the UK. than here in the Land of Scams. I know because I do 6 months about and have done for past 15yrs.  Thailand is played out as a cheap destination if the sun didn’t shine not a sole would visit 

Why bother coming has the sun stopped shining in Florida, you will notice a different after 10 years the beaches are garbage dumps bordering open sewers ( the ocean ) the land of smiles now frowns. Basically they hate the sight of falangs born out of financial jealousy.

We’ll all have died of the Black Death or some other plague from the open sewers they call the seaside, unable to get treatment because of the lying  rip off hospital prices.

I spent 12 baht on bitcoin last week now worth 46,456,923 baht but I’m willing to sell to you for 23 baht, honestly ?

Not a lot, Thailand is more expensive that the U.K. I fear the bell is tolling 

Watch and wallet missing well we all know who had them away.