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Darby Jones

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  1. Morticia the tortoise has been living in our garden for the last twelve months and is getting a bit lovesick. Is there anybody in the area that has a strong male of the species so that they could get together and produce a new generation of cute little shell backs? Please pm me if you know of a suitable bachelor who is looking for love.


  2. Chinese girls speak good English ???

    Well, then you are probably talking about Singaporeans, Malaysians, HongKongers or some Taiwanese.... certainly NOT mainland Chinese

    Maybe not you average mainland girls, but these are certainly not average Chinese girls. Go out and meet a few and you will find that they are the most adventurous of their peers. Most of them have good jobs, otherwise they would not be able to afford to holiday here in the first place. Anyway, if they do not speak English, how do you think that they navigate their way around Bangkok.

    Try talking to a few, I am sure that you will be very pleasantly surprised.

    Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Shanghai and Beijing are full of girls that work in multinationals where they have to speak English. And lots of them come on holiday here.

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  3. If you want to pick up some of those sexy Chinese tourists, then this might be a good time to read Mandarin Optional.

    Here is the amazon description

    Described by many of its early fans as 'The Game' set in the Far East, 'Mandarin Optional' is the first in a series of novels following the amorous adventures of two intrepid travellers that explore the hidden delights of Asia.
    This first installment takes place in Bangkok where the female quarries are not sexy go-go girls and sultry Thai beauties but visiting Chinese tourists, who are now flocking to the Thai capital in their thousands looking for fun, frolics and romance. In a style that is part-field report, part-travelogue and part-instruction manual, 'Mandarin Optional' reveals the secrets of two self-confessed playboys as they gorge themselves to excess in a frenzy of Asian females.
    This is an immensely enjoyable read, hilarious in parts and instantly recognisable to anybody already familiar with Thailand and Thai culture. It is a godsend for any man planning to visit the Land of Smiles as the Thai Kingdom is also known. There is even a detailed glossary of terms, explaining all the Thai and Chinese phrases, and even some of the more obscure Britishisms that might puzzle international readers. What Neil Strauss did for the American AFC, Darby Jones is now doing for adventurous expats based in the Far East, whose tastes are distinctly of the Asian persuasion.

  4. Does anybody have any recommendations for tailor in Bangkok that can make kilts. I am looking for a shop that can make make a kilt to a pattern at a reasonable a price. Has anybody used a tailor recently to make similarly unusual items?


  5. I hope that you will not object to a little blatant but very on-topic self promotion from a new member to this forum. I have just published a tale of adventure which is also a guide on how to pick up sexy Chinese tourists in Bangkok. The subject of meeting regular, non-working girls is a popularly discussed subject by all men that visit the Land of Smiles. It is for this reason that I have written Mandarin Optional, a hands-on guide to meeting and partying with the influx of sexy Chinese females that are quickly becoming Thailand's number one tourist demographic. The book recounts my own adventures in the Big Mango and offers plenty of analysis, tips and special tricks that I have learned from nearly twenty years of living in China. As the title says, Mandarin is completely optional. Whether they are from Shanghai, Beijing or Hong Kong, nearly all of these girls have studied English for at least ten years and so are quite easy to communicate with. What is more important is to know is a little about their cultural background and what makes them tick and this book has all that information in spades. Maybe you missed all those lovely Japanese girls holidaying in Guam, Bali and Honolulu. Those stories of how they would lose all their inhibitions as soon as they went on vacation and transform overnight into Nipponese nymphomaniacs is now legendary. If you want to make sure that you are in the right place to greet the growing Chinese invasion,

    I have a three PDF copies available for the first three people that pm me with their email address. Having lived in China for such a long time, I understand that not everybody is lucky enough to have Amazon access or credit card capabilities and I do not want those readers to feel excluded just because they do not live in a western economy. If this is the case for you then please let me know but be quick because this offer is on a strictly first come first served basis. If it helps, I am also making it available as a torrent on some of the more popular PUA related private trackers. I hope that you will enjoy reading this book as much as I enjoyed living it. I also hope that it will inspire you to share some of your own experiences.

    Darby

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