Darby Jones
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Certainly does not look Chinese to me.
Any evidence to prove nationality?
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Chinese girls speak good English ???
Well, then you are probably talking about Singaporeans, Malaysians, HongKongers or some Taiwanese.... certainly NOT mainland Chinese
Maybe not you average mainland girls, but these are certainly not average Chinese girls. Go out and meet a few and you will find that they are the most adventurous of their peers. Most of them have good jobs, otherwise they would not be able to afford to holiday here in the first place. Anyway, if they do not speak English, how do you think that they navigate their way around Bangkok.
Try talking to a few, I am sure that you will be very pleasantly surprised.
Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Shanghai and Beijing are full of girls that work in multinationals where they have to speak English. And lots of them come on holiday here.
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So here are a few tips.Chinese girls look and dress different from Thais and so they are very easy to spot. Long for big floppy hats, long hippy chick dresses and blue aviator sunglasses. All of these are dead giveaways. Thai girls are usually clutching their phones while Chinese girls will be clutching street maps. They often wear big Jackie O sunglasses and carry umbrellas to protect them from the sun.Best place to spot them is while they are having breakfast at their hotel. Simply choose a hotel that is popular with independent Chinese tourists such as the Feung Nakhorn. Head over between 9.30 and 10.30 and take some bread to feed the fish. Stick you hand in the water and the greedy little bleeders will suck on your fingers. Spot of couple of nice girls at one of the tables and say Ni Hao. Ask them if it is their fist time in Thailand and what they are planning to see? If you live in Bangkok you should know everywhere that they want to see and if not then shame on you and you need to head back to Nana. As well as the must see sights take them to a few special places that will not be in their guide book and do not be afraid to let them pay. Teach them some Thai and interact as much with other locals as possible. Get them to help you calibrate by spotting other Chinese tourists. Teach them about the culture and impress them with your local knowledge. If you hit it off let them invite you for dinner later and then take them dancing. Escalate and escort back to the hotel.Khaosan, Silom and MBK will be full of Chinese girls but the best way is to catch them early before they head out for the day. They will be dead nervous and will grab at the chance for a westerner to show them around.Be sure to post your experiences here.
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There seems to be so many negative comments about the en masse arrival of Mainlanders for Chinese New Year. Am I the only person who sees the upside in this? The speak good English, they have got money to burn and they want to party. I am amazed that so many farangs are still haemorrhaging cash on Thai hookers when there are so many Chinese girls in town looking for a holiday romance. It is easy to impress them with a bit of the local lingo and they are quite happy to eat at even the cheapest street stalls. Thai food is light years ahead of anything in China and they cannot get enough of the stuff. They relish the opportunity to show that they can be as polite and as charming as any other nationality once they have escaped the cultural norms of the Mainland. Best of all, Thailand is cheap for them compared to Shanghai, Beijing and Hong Kong and so they are happy to flash their cash while they are on their vacation.The media seems filled with reports of badly behaved Chinese but compared to a lot of the white trash that are already here, they are like angels, especially the girls. I don't about you but I am very happy to see them take the place of all those miserable Ruskies, arrogant Arabs and binge-drinking Brits. I am off out again tonight to meet some more. Surely I cannot be the only guy who feels like he has won the lottery?
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Does anybody know why the Bandidos Chapter House is closing down? Are they just moving elsewhere or is the a crackdown on Biker Gangs these days?
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If you want to pick up some of those sexy Chinese tourists, then this might be a good time to read Mandarin Optional.
Here is the amazon description
Described by many of its early fans as 'The Game' set in the Far East, 'Mandarin Optional' is the first in a series of novels following the amorous adventures of two intrepid travellers that explore the hidden delights of Asia.
This first installment takes place in Bangkok where the female quarries are not sexy go-go girls and sultry Thai beauties but visiting Chinese tourists, who are now flocking to the Thai capital in their thousands looking for fun, frolics and romance. In a style that is part-field report, part-travelogue and part-instruction manual, 'Mandarin Optional' reveals the secrets of two self-confessed playboys as they gorge themselves to excess in a frenzy of Asian females.
This is an immensely enjoyable read, hilarious in parts and instantly recognisable to anybody already familiar with Thailand and Thai culture. It is a godsend for any man planning to visit the Land of Smiles as the Thai Kingdom is also known. There is even a detailed glossary of terms, explaining all the Thai and Chinese phrases, and even some of the more obscure Britishisms that might puzzle international readers. What Neil Strauss did for the American AFC, Darby Jones is now doing for adventurous expats based in the Far East, whose tastes are distinctly of the Asian persuasion. -
Thanks for the tip.
I am not scottish, and I am actually looking for something a bit more Mad Maxish or perhaps a bit Game of Thrones.
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Does anybody have any recommendations for tailor in Bangkok that can make kilts. I am looking for a shop that can make make a kilt to a pattern at a reasonable a price. Has anybody used a tailor recently to make similarly unusual items?
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I hope that you will not object to a little blatant but very on-topic self promotion from a new member to this forum. I have just published a tale of adventure which is also a guide on how to pick up sexy Chinese tourists in Bangkok. The subject of meeting regular, non-working girls is a popularly discussed subject by all men that visit the Land of Smiles. It is for this reason that I have written Mandarin Optional, a hands-on guide to meeting and partying with the influx of sexy Chinese females that are quickly becoming Thailand's number one tourist demographic. The book recounts my own adventures in the Big Mango and offers plenty of analysis, tips and special tricks that I have learned from nearly twenty years of living in China. As the title says, Mandarin is completely optional. Whether they are from Shanghai, Beijing or Hong Kong, nearly all of these girls have studied English for at least ten years and so are quite easy to communicate with. What is more important is to know is a little about their cultural background and what makes them tick and this book has all that information in spades. Maybe you missed all those lovely Japanese girls holidaying in Guam, Bali and Honolulu. Those stories of how they would lose all their inhibitions as soon as they went on vacation and transform overnight into Nipponese nymphomaniacs is now legendary. If you want to make sure that you are in the right place to greet the growing Chinese invasion,
I have a three PDF copies available for the first three people that pm me with their email address. Having lived in China for such a long time, I understand that not everybody is lucky enough to have Amazon access or credit card capabilities and I do not want those readers to feel excluded just because they do not live in a western economy. If this is the case for you then please let me know but be quick because this offer is on a strictly first come first served basis. If it helps, I am also making it available as a torrent on some of the more popular PUA related private trackers. I hope that you will enjoy reading this book as much as I enjoyed living it. I also hope that it will inspire you to share some of your own experiences.
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Attractive female tortoise seeks virile mate
in Hua Hin and Cha-Am
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