Kupal

I doubt the condom resisted the acidity of the stomach for a week.

He deserves prison for life for not having thought of bribing the doctor before the operations

It's schnapps and nothing else they carry..... the rest is for tourist..... Rum comes from tropical areas of this world and in Grand St Bernard it's pretty cold so no sugar canes grows there

I agree with comments about not doing anything for 2 years. What were you waitting for and what was she expecting.

You need to be two to tango and girls are as unfaithful as men. Based on my experience it does not matter if they are in a relationship or not, they just do it as well. Only very few don't give in if you are persistent enough and give them a bunch of flower "once in a while". Their BF/Husband don't do it anymore so you become "Mr. Romantic"

My advice is that you should be more careful when you are cheating on your GF. I've been unfaithfull with most of my girlfriends hundreds of times and I never got caught. They are golden rules to follow but I guess this is for another post.

Your GF/Wife is probably cheating on you right now. Get real, it's life..... Enjoy it while it lasts.

I use a plant mister to spray myself with and sleep with a ceiling fan. No problems except for the first time I did it, our maid found the mister the next morning and looked at me in a very strange way!

Try putting rubbing alcohol (not drinking alcohol Yorkie,so don't panic! ) in the mister.The cooling effect of the alcohol evaporating from your skin should cool you down a heap quicker than using water...

I put mouthwash on my skin. With the mentol it gets really cooling. It can burn a bit if applied inaccurately on sensitive parts but that has some aphrodisiac effect so it's not so bad afterall

Any tips to give me Kayo?

I don't have much time left

If Wolfie decides to invite Patsycat for a Tango I may change my mind just to watch the blood or watermelon bath.

Hurry-up, I don't want to miss my appointment with God. He's pretty busy with Irakis these days

I was planing to put an end to my life in a love hotel. But since I'm an afficionado of blues, I'll have to look for that open air, poorly lit public parking in the next neighbourhood. Ain't no going nowhere Luv.

The type of girl men want depends on their current mood, the time of the day and the day of the week. Do I need to say more? Play hard....

Your relationship is barely two weeks old...... everything is fantastic..... something to expect at this stage ....... enjoy the ride while it lasts........ that does not mean one night stands should be cancelled in the meantime....

Kayo wat a night.... hope it went on afterwads and that you had your cookie....

With the right thingies snow can help soothe the pain....

Looks like a 2 day holiday or this chick doesn't have much of a change of cloth. Can't imagine how it smells down there.

I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job...

Probably about the same way a Thai girl gets the job done when faced with a fat, sweating, loud German/Brit/Aussie/American/Canadian etc etc.

Well, you seem to miss the point sbk. They are different physical requirements needed to perform this task..... Do I need to say more?

Yes, I wish he would shut up (Thaksin) and let the police and judicial process continue without political intervention. He is influencing this case every step of the way.....and it is a very serious matter! But he seems only concerned about revenue or loss of. I don't like it and neither should anybody else who wants justice for the Horton family and all involved.......

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I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job...

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Hey Kupal do you want a drink...they show is funnier when we are a bit drunk...

blocking the music?

Sure, send me over a glass of that reinforced sangria of yours..... Every time I drink it..... well I can't remember what happened....

Its that watermelon on your ears that is acting as earplugs and blocking the music

Ooops, if you beloved pet looked like a stray cat I think I ate it but wolfie drank the blood first so I'm innocent.

Well I wondn't try the watermelon trick.... Wolfie is hungry and could take the juice for blood and suck you dry....

Impressive all those long msgs..... Get back to reality..... we're talking business here..... both parties are happy and if passersby are discussed..... they should just keep-on walking..... drunk or not

What's the fuss all about....... Is there a country worth knowing about outside the USA?

Anyway you all look-up at the US and dream of living there so com'on, why should Americans start learning about places indigeneous people just want to leave behind.

The best lover is the one you think about when you do it and he/she is also the one you think about when you do it with someone else.

Easy and it works...

Such scams are not unique to the LOS or the rest of Asia for that matter. Similar scams took place in Singapore, France and New Zealand. Donors should only give money to organization they trust. If they don't they can only blame themselves for wasting their money. My compassion goes to the victims of natural disasters not to careless donors.....

At least here they do it with a smile

Get real you are trapped. All you can do now is enjoy life, have fun with her and the ladyboy but from now on use a condom while you do it with your wife....

Happy New Year Farang boy

Well I find those squeaky shoes great. I offered them to a child with the unique purpose of annoying the parents. Worked out great. The parents could not take them back from the kid coz he was always requesting them and it did drive the parents crazy.

It's the ideal gift to get back at someone while appearing nice. Even better if your single coz you can play stupid and claim you didn't know it would drive the parents nuts.