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JRinger
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....and can we anticipate a nationwide crack-down on improved toilets?
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I wouldn't be swimming anywhere on that coast regardless
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Dear Wally'
I couldn't agree more !
after going for a swim a few years ago I developed a horible skin rash on my ears and my friends had rashes different places on their bodies as well. The odor in south Jomtien from water (?) being dumped into the ocean smells like a cesspool. Anyone desiring to swim anywhere in Pattaya should think thrice. After three years I still have to apply ointment to my ears. It's very sad. I've since learned that the major hotels dump their waste directly into the sea as well. They should have very big signs all along the beaches, "BEWARE, SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK'
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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here,and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father. "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, with one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes and slowly said, "Paint my house".
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Milk Bath
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."
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IRISH MEDICAL TERMS....
Artery: the study of paintings
Bacteria: back door to cafeteria
Barium: what doctors do when patients die
Benign: what you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section: a neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan: searching for Kitty
Cauterize : made eye contact with her
Colic : a sheep dog
Coma : a punctuation mark
Dilate : to live long
Enema : not a friend
Fester : quicker than someone else
Fibula: a small lie
Impotent : distinguished, well known
Labour Pain: getting hurt at work
Medical Staff: a Doctor's cane
Morbid: a higher offer
Nitrates : cheaper than day rates
Node : I knew it
Outpatient: a person who has fainted
Post Operative: a letter carrier
Recovery Room: place to do upholstery
Rectum : nearly killed him
Secretion: hiding something
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: a small table
Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport
Tumour: one plus one more
Urine: opposite of you're out
2 x Condoms : to be sure, to be sure!
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too parochial and pigheaded to learn from somebody else.
and just plain dumb .
they dont even have basic geography lessons at school for a start .outside of LOS does not exist !
Unesco faults Thai schooling
Achara Ashayagachat
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Cigarettes will remain behind the counter because they are a commodity in need of restrictions to prevent sales to people under 18, he said.
Sales of alcohol to underaged kids is ok? I see it often...
Thaksin Declines To Talk To Media
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