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Sir Swagman

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  1. As a traveller in aluminium tubing from a previous life I can tell you most of what is posted is BS. Thai regs are not much different from international ones (standards are another matter!) and if you weigh some passengers you have to weigh them all. Mixing average weights and actual is not permitted. Cargo loading is, unless the ULDs (the containers holding underfloor baggage on most larger transport aircraft are individually weighed - something I have not seen), not loaded by members of Mensa. Bags are just chucked into the nearest available box (if labelled fragile it will be thrown gently however). I guarantee that Load Control for any airline, seating more than about 30 passengers, does not have the capability to distribute passenger weights, either by zone or row, if individual weights are applied. It would take so long to enter individual weights to the system that check in times would need to be extended by perhaps an hour. They will use average weights to trim the aircraft. Standard passenger weights used to be 77Kg + carry on (average or limit) + actual checked baggage to achieve a load and thereby calculate takeoff weight, from which other performance parameters flow. There was (for a while at least) a standard passenger weight that applied to Asia (I think around 66Kg, from memory) but thanks to Macdonalds and the like, that is hardly applicable now. Leaving the US and some European ports the aircraft always slightly under-performed as the standard weights were exceeded by the vast majority of passengers. 

    The ONLY reason this is being promulgated is to make money by saving fuel and engine wear and tear (reduced thrust takeoff) - safety is the very last thing on the mind of the accounts running airlines these days.

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  2. Is it not a pretty sad indictment on a country such as the USA that the candidates on offer are hardly relevant, let alone inspiring? Of course the USA is not alone in this, most 'Western" democracies suffer from the same paucity of quality in politicians. 

    I have a theory that we are governed based on revenge. Most politicians are the sort of people that, as children, didn't play sport and probably had their lunch money stolen, they did join chess and debating clubs perhaps and now....It's their turn!

     

     

     

  3. Incomprehensibly the government is completely overlooking the untapped and potentially lucrative market in Inuit tourism. This group, along with other igloo dwellers, remain a tantalising source of tourist dollars. They could predict, plan, expect and forecast to their hearts content, the revenue stream potential that groups used to eating seal meat and other marine protein could generate from the consumption of the rotting crab and fish delicacy so many dishes contain. 

  4. If the crowd of coup leaders could, just for once, announce a definitive, incontrovertible statement, it may go something like this.......

    We, in consultation with almost everyone we have not been speaking to, have reached a final, penultimate, initial, possible statement. We have, or have not, decided, or are considering, to not activate the dynamic program now in full effect. Published results will be in line with our expectations regardless of facts. We expect all of society to conform.

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