Wes Turner

Queensland saltwater crocs are famous for their taste in human beings, tourists are their second favourite food, first favourite is the aborigine,

they like eggplant motrre than human meat?????????????????

I apologise i was heavy on the jim beam last night and i am not a racist.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you

would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

I dont understand this.

I dont believe honey doesnt spoil so what it never goes off? even mustartd goes off.

and yeah i tried to lick my elbow.

Did you know that actor kevin kline is one of five hollywood kevins>?

Just wondering if there was any progress on the family forum yet? I know it was talked about awhile ago, and i have seen a fair few topics about families and children that would fit in nicely into a family forum.

jeesus H is this place not big and confusing enough already?

what next, a bycicle forum? how about a ****** bashing forum or an eyelashes forum???

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I was talking to a guy in a bar and he said that you ccan get viagra in smalljello packs which you squeeze out and eatand they come in flavours. he was a British dude and said they had more affect onm he and his wife than the tablets and they if true sound not illegalto smuggle home.

I asked in a prarma yesterday but they didnt know what i was talking abaout. then again i had drunk a bottle of jim beam.

Hello,

this treat might be a bit old, but the story about this girl 5 years ago was that her father was so angry about the S... tourist that him never wanted his daughter to be beautifull and burned her ... (the method I forgot already).

The Thai on Thai prostitution industry dwarfs the tourist-oriented one into nothingness, so I doubt if sex-tourism was what motivated him.

No way!! if you had a choice between your daughter being a hooker or a deformed kid which would it be.

my choice would be hooker hands down but i dont have a daughter. I have gus and i have michael.

I am still want to do this idea but with exotic dancers.

my idea is to pick 6 very good looking bargirls and getba show lined up that i or they could tour with. they could entertain at big business and company parties but i, or manager i hired would need to keep the pasports so they dont go away.

any money they want to make on the side going with customers is up to them but there couild be several choices of dance routine and i would pay for their flights and stuff.

Is this a possible idea i have here??

Hey guys im back!!!

I went back to jomtien and i have sold my house to the nephew of moviestar Kevin kline who is best pals with THREE of the pythons, terry gilliam, and he has also been in movies with John clees and Mike Palin!.

Vintage stuff!

How's the sidecar on the jetski going "Wes"?

I tried goddammit at least i didthat. have you invented anytthing recently old croc?

Hey guys im back!!!

I went back to jomtien and i have sold my house to the nephew of moviestar Kevin kline who is best pals with THREE of the pythons, terry gilliam, and he has also been in movies with John clees and Mike Palin!.

I want to do something and as usual none of you will take me seriously but its an ambition i have had since 1986 and i want to do it before i am too old but i want to wrestle a crocodile, just hug one and roll around with it while my buddy takes photos.

It would be fun and impress the guys bach home, it is possible to do this?

How did that guy do it in Crocodile Dundee? I know there are croc shows here, maybe if i gave them a fair sum of moneythey woul let me do it?

Its a crazy request but isit possible????

TNot many thais will confess to this but it is a FACT that the REAL reason behind thaksins outing is not to do with histax avoiding with the phone company because people will let a leader get away with anything if they like him and if he has tTHE RIGHT LOOK.

you will think this is crazy but its a fact of peoples nature that if the guy doesnt look the opart he wont get the job even if he is well qualified.

Thaksin was booted out because he has a square head. you can laugh atme all you want and i understand and am expecting critics on my information here that im putting on you but if you dnt believe me look at senattor John kerry. He did not become the US president because he has an abnormally long face, ex british president JohnMajor had a great distance between his nose and his upper lip, i dont know the word for this.

NOW that hes out all the graffitti has come out and the true cause for his dislike is revealed and its his square head. you could rest a <deleted> tray of gin and tonics on the guys head and nobody likes a lerader who doesnt look normal.

before you flame me yeah, there are contributing reasons but it all boils down to the head.

Thanks. small show can be better.

Hi i saw a post about the rock dude sek Loso coming to chewang on i think march 11 but i can't find the post or my reply.

Is this true is he coming or is it a bullshit rumour?

His stuff is played al the time aty home and i didnt like it at first but i gotta admit its grown ion me so i want to taker her out as a treat if he is doing a gig. somebody must know something?

Got 2 questions where can i get decent maple syrup? Its now Maple sugaring season in Ontario until late march and i am missing the taste is there anywhere i can get it in Thailand before i get some flown in?

also (off topic) but why is oyster sauce thicker in the jars in tescos and is it really made from oysters because it doesnt smell ort taste fishy at all.

Hey guys. I breifly went into this when I started another thread asking about moving to Samui.

I need more information on the internet situation.

I work on the internet so I need some clear answers.

So far I understand that if I move into a place without internet that it may take quite a while to actuall get it installed. So I would rent a place that has internet already because I cant handle downtime like that. What kinds of speeds are we talking about here? In bangkok Im getting 2500 down (theroetical of course ). Some people have said the internet is unrealiable. DOes this mean it goes down for an hour a day? Out all day sometimes? Whats the situation like?

Also, anybody use Vonage on samui? Hows the connection?

Thanks again guys.

the internet goes down on me about once a month which is still more than nok.

I am thinking of moving to Samoa next year.

Clean waterand air.

no tourists.

no Thais.

paradise.

Anyone know when/if 'Brokeback Mountain' will be showing in Chiang Mai? I think it's being released in the UK while I'm on my hols in CNX and I don't want to miss it

do dudes kiss in it? I want to see FD3.

I am bringing the 7 year old boy (and the rest of the family) to Pattaya/Jomtien in August.

Been there many times myself, but always viewed the place from an adult perspective.

What's happening, apart from sea and sand, that might interest a 7 year old?

My son flew out last november and i took him around some of the bars and to pattaya park where theres a water park and a fun park hel_l love it. My man Gus is 15 but they both like that shit at any age dont they. give me a shout when you arrive and ill show you some good places to go when he's gone to sleep.

screw the gecko i give up

Give me a break guys I am the most positive guy you could meet i dont understand why you say i'm whining??? I was just saying that Thais are a bit behind, but you all jump on me??? Same as back home as soon as guys know you won the lottery they all start bitching like jealous girls and suddenly the ex needsmore money for your son whos doing fine anyway.

I was all happy when i started this topic and now lyou have made me use annoyed smiles because thats what i am now after reading this bullshit.

Ok i admit i did overlook that there are old beggars in Toronto but the point is I can help the Thais get good business sense and maybe tarmac the roads for starters.

Thailand is a wonderfukl country but parts of it need a leg up into the 21st century dig?

On the subject of "catching up", I just read this on another thread:

A boat docked in a tiny Thai fishing village. An American tourist complimented the Thai fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.

"Not very long," answered the Thai. "But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.

The Thai explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family. The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs... I have a full life."

The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?" asked the Thai.

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.

You can then leave this little village and move to Bangkok, Singapore, or even Hong Kong! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?" asked the Thai.

"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my Friend, That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" said the Thai.

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

And the moral is: Know where you're going in life... you may already be there.

More seriously, the things that the OP is pointing to are very much "Capital City thinking". But when the dollar tanks, and Western industrialisation all goes pear-shaped, they will seem small beer.

How good was that reply? martin that was great!

know where your going in life you may already be there, it does make you think. what do we work our asses off for, or what did we work them off for?

I won the Canada lottery, not a huge win but i dont have to work again if i am careful. but i would rather have a little job than no job.

I know what you talking about I went to chemist about stomach problems and they gave me six bags with six differnt pills in.

1, three time a day, yellow 1 before bed .

Why do the thais are getting ahead with fashion and all what they copy from us the makeup and magazines and mtv all basically the surface stuff but all the importants things are passing them by lijke organisation skills and policing.

If they want to be the same as us in the west they have a LOT of catching up to do.Grown women still being secretive about having a sex live. kids, the elderlyand the disabled sat in the gutter begging both those are shocking, we past that almost 100 years ago.. car ownership being seen as an important economic achievement thats 30 years behind us. :D undrinkable tap water we had when my gran was a kid. There still a lot of bad driving and lawlessnes and police corruption its like children put in charge of a country.

Is there anything wecan do to help & would they listen?

I would say inland if in Lamai or Chaweng otherwise the otherside of the island is popular with expats. bo phut or mai nam.

I coulda gone for free if i wanted but I didnt.

yes a bit but i want the pain to go away after a mminute or so a bit like a spanking when the pain subsides after afew minutes. Problem with maple syryp is it attracts ants.