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Out to lunch without even a fork and a spoon.

Deluded. Wow. Ok.

That's your science lesson on avoiding STIs? Young and beautiful means your safe? Sheesh.

It's getting silly. Post a photo of these so called pork rolls in Thailand and then they can be identified.

Pho only exists in Thailand if you go to a Vietnamese restaurant. Ladyboy balls are everywhere. See if they taste like those imaginary Thai pork rolls you've been dreaming of. At least at the end of it you can say "He Banhg Mi".

If she's a GILF then wouldn't you hope she sucks?

Understatement of the year. Except when he goes to a ladyboy massage shop. Then he manages to influence two of them to sit on his face at once.

Speak for yourself.

From his various posts, add to that blaming others for his own dissatisfaction, plus a high level of pessimism, stubbornness, resistance to change and resentment.

How about "From baller to letcher, my true life story" by BS bob smith.

Frankly, I would do the same, maybe even alert the media, if I saw you walking towards me with two of your brutish ladyboys in tow.

Wow, you're really sharp. Did you work that all out by yourself?

But at least they did invent mango and sticky rice. And don't forget the elephants, the beaches, tuk-tuks, the temples, markets and massages. It's all there!

You can still masturbate. You don't need this topic for that.

The eighties and nineties in Thailand were great in so many ways. Then 911 in 2001 changed the world, including Thailand. Everything has been on a different trajectory since then. The smiles are still there, but they aren't the same.

That is always why they do it. But it is disguised as giving good service.

I can't think of any Thai pork roll dishes. You have spring rolls, which are present in both Thailand and Vietnam, but the word for it in Thai is something very different. They are normally deep fried in Thailand and have minced pork and glass noodles inside.

Ba Mee - Thin Thai egg noodles.

Then what did you come to Thailand for? Could have just stayed home with a tube of your favorite snap off cream.

Clearly this punter is taking posts he made in other Asian travel forums and then just copying and pasting them here, given his incorrect Asian references.

That's true about Bob, but likely he rather refer to them by a different pronoun.

Usually this happens with foreigners because Thais are in fear of the language barrier. So it's a head in the sand thing. This time that wasn't the case though.

I stopped drinking beer and the problem immediately went away.

So a bloke comes to Thailand, flush with cash, and he's asking for advice on how to chat up women? A solid windup. The dent pulling business is a nice, added touch too.

boredom will do it.