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I stayed in a Hotel in Pattaya decided to dry my washing on the roof of the building. To my surprise the hotel had a huge canabis farm above the street. The plants had red Christmas tree borbels hanging from them camaflaged to look like tomato plants, if any snoopers from higher hotels looked down it looked like he was just growing tomatoes. Made a fortune farming his weed taxi drivers where allways calling when people wanted what was known as Thai stick to the locals. He grew them, special, Tomatoes all year round and certainly if your a grower of herb you trust no person

Gonerea clinics every where as Pattaya is riddled with it. It allso is a killer but few people care about spreading a dose of the green cream coming out your personal cavitys. It's God's way of cleaning the planet up. So avoid sex in Pattaya and don't go green. 

Soi 6 every Bar, it seems, is a Brothel been in them all and there is far more than a choice of cold beers, there is many hot Women, or am I day dreaming. Then there is all the other sois and gogo bars are only fronts for Brothels with many people taking a slice of the action. I lived 9 years in Pattaya and the Goverment states prostitution does not exist so that's got to be true for shure. 

3 of my mates just pay a imigratoin officer to return there passports with the proper visa extentions and stamps. Been doing it for years with many others who can't do it legally as no funds in there banks as they work with out work permits as managers of resorts on ilands only been paid 12,000 baht each monthly with free accomadatoin and food. Very popular way of getting Visas in Thailand where any thing can be baught for a price it seems. 

This eat dogs so no one should be going hungry with all those stray dogs waiting to be buture and cooked. I ate dog in Nonghong near Buriram they put it in sausage and sell it as beef. 

Cheap nasty safes so easy to get into just drop them on a front corner from a hight above your head and the door flys open or falls off. Allso if you can get to the back of these cheap nasty safes, there is a tiny hole just smaller then the hole in a drinking straw push a piece of stiff wire in an there is a release mecomism that when pushed releases the door, safe, lock, all hotels allso use these safes. In Asia many styles of safe are manufactured and sold to unexspecting customers not knowing how the mecomism works. Use a very strong magnet the type used for, magnet fishing in lakes. These strong magnets open the safe easy becouse it's strength is more power full than the  mecomism that hold the bolts locked. Lastly Even a good Quility safe is cracked by cutting into the back of the safe, the weakest part, with a Still Saw or angle grinder. Cordless tools preferred by safe crackers as I use to crack safes and pick locks, leagly and traveled Asia doing it. Keep your money in the bank. 

Only a fool in Paradise never mind its only money and planes full of Fools fly in to Thailand daily. 

This guy is a theif or he would of handed it in. Mobile phones have also been used in Thailand to detonate bombs before. 13 years ago it was law for all foreigners to register mobile phones at any phone shop. 

Ask your self do you think your the only fool in paradise, who will be sending her money, as these girls allways each have many boy friends it's there job to extract as much cash as possable from as many different men as possable all sending money. Sex is just a body funtoin in Thailand like taking a pee or a dump on a toilet. Move on in your life, it's allways better to rent a woman then buy one this way you just trade them in for a newer model. Pretend to go home while your with this girl then return with out her knowing I can guarantee she will be working on a nother foreigner to extract more regular income. Bar girls can't live on love it's a game they all play. I lived in Thailand over 9 years and see this regular all day long you can witness it. I've had them talking to there boy friends on the phone many times different Thai females, while I'm having sex with them. These females only ever have a problem if 2 or more boy, friends turn up at the same time. Move on and don't be used just for that very exspensive hole between her legs. 

If I was in Kevs position would of got a flight home to the UK. All treatment would be free and he has been a tax payer in the UK so no problems. Kev would of saved over a million baht but it's his own wish to pay for his treatment in Thailand where they will milk him of every baht they can. Kevs not short of money and think he still has his scrap yard in the UK he owns. Its Kevs life so as they say in Thailand UP TO YOU. I wish Kev all the best with his health issue and hope now he will stop smoking. 

This has allways gone on we use to pay a Thai official 10 000 Baht for yearly visas as we never had enough funds to prove we could fund our self's for a year she would pick our passports up and they would be returned a few hours later with a proper year visa in. Last time she got one for me she came to a restaurant I was staying at emptied her bag to look for my passport. She made 2 piles of passports as she searched for mine each pile was certainly over one foot high. She did this in public and did not seem bothered if any law officers saw what she had. With my dodgy Visas I've been stopped many times by the police and imagratoin passport check and every thing OK. 

Send your wife back to the Bar you got her from you could be her pimp also on the early shift on Beach Road. She can help suport your self and send money home to greedy mama. Has she spent the fortune you paid her for her daughter. No body likes the truth and stop been greedy or your wife will be made to return to her family by Mama. 20,000 Baht a month should help the family live instead of just exist. It's only money and will make your wife so happy you helping her family I mean that is why she married you. 

Just pay up the 10,000 baht keep supporting the system. We all must pay that's how it is in Thailand its only money at the end of the day. 

Just another Thai Police scam 5000 Baht fine for a Thai that's 3 weeks wages in most cases. WHAT'S NEXT making prostitutes pay Tax policing that should be fun. 

Believe me my friend told me those dogs where very sloppy kissers. He would all ways put mint flavoured lipstick on his bitches as they had dog breath before teaching them new tricks with his balls 

Just another way to get money from a person who wants a smoke. Thai stick cannabis use tobuy cannabis from any Taxi driver and police officers that lived in my village. 

Dont be a fool just rent a property its far better then losing a small fortune. Temptation and encouragement from  family and you could easy end up with nothing. My Thai wife stated to me that nobody knows the future she left me next day and stole my house and motor bike. I loved that motor bike. 

Go to jail its a crime some thing Ive never seen is Graffiti in Thailand. Maybe he is a sign writer on night shift. 

Sounds like her Farang Boyfriend is in the area him who has big Baht. If she was found in Pattaya then 99% certain she will go with a man for money and she was or still is renting that hole between her legs for Baht they all do it. Certain X Bar girl.

When Ive had one day over stay allways been fined and passport stamped with a over stay stamp. These stamps can get you refused entry into Thailand in the future. Im certain these imagration  officers pocket the fines as no reciet is given for the fine. Most Thais rob you blind so just pay up and smile at them.

Great shame two lives ruined all for a trip down soi 6 for stress relief. Bully and his mates should all end there days in a Thai jail pure Scum all of them for not stopping this bully's actions. 

Only a fool in paradise we have all been there. LOVE LONG TIME OR SHORT TIME UP TO YOU. 

Every thing is Fake in Thailand. Took a bar girl home last night wow did she have balls.