RickoMortis

I stayed in a Hotel in Pattaya decided to dry my washing on the roof of the building. To my surprise the hotel had a huge canabis farm above the street. The plants had red Christmas tree borbels hanging from them camaflaged to look like tomato plants, if any snoopers from higher hotels looked down it looked like he was just growing tomatoes. Made a fortune farming his weed taxi drivers where allways calling when people wanted what was known as Thai stick to the locals. He grew them, special, Tomatoes all year round and certainly if your a grower of herb you trust no person

Gonerea clinics every where as Pattaya is riddled with it. It allso is a killer but few people care about spreading a dose of the green cream coming out your personal cavitys. It's God's way of cleaning the planet up. So avoid sex in Pattaya and don't go green. 

Soi 6 every Bar, it seems, is a Brothel been in them all and there is far more than a choice of cold beers, there is many hot Women, or am I day dreaming. Then there is all the other sois and gogo bars are only fronts for Brothels with many people taking a slice of the action. I lived 9 years in Pattaya and the Goverment states prostitution does not exist so that's got to be true for shure. 

3 of my mates just pay a imigratoin officer to return there passports with the proper visa extentions and stamps. Been doing it for years with many others who can't do it legally as no funds in there banks as they work with out work permits as managers of resorts on ilands only been paid 12,000 baht each monthly with free accomadatoin and food. Very popular way of getting Visas in Thailand where any thing can be baught for a price it seems. 

This eat dogs so no one should be going hungry with all those stray dogs waiting to be buture and cooked. I ate dog in Nonghong near Buriram they put it in sausage and sell it as beef. 

Ask your self do you think your the only fool in paradise, who will be sending her money, as these girls allways each have many boy friends it's there job to extract as much cash as possable from as many different men as possable all sending money. Sex is just a body funtoin in Thailand like taking a pee or a dump on a toilet. Move on in your life, it's allways better to rent a woman then buy one this way you just trade them in for a newer model. Pretend to go home while your with this girl then return with out her knowing I can guarantee she will be working on a nother foreigner to extract more regular income. Bar girls can't live on love it's a game they all play. I lived in Thailand over 9 years and see this regular all day long you can witness it. I've had them talking to there boy friends on the phone many times different Thai females, while I'm having sex with them. These females only ever have a problem if 2 or more boy, friends turn up at the same time. Move on and don't be used just for that very exspensive hole between her legs. 

If I was in Kevs position would of got a flight home to the UK. All treatment would be free and he has been a tax payer in the UK so no problems. Kev would of saved over a million baht but it's his own wish to pay for his treatment in Thailand where they will milk him of every baht they can. Kevs not short of money and think he still has his scrap yard in the UK he owns. Its Kevs life so as they say in Thailand UP TO YOU. I wish Kev all the best with his health issue and hope now he will stop smoking. 

Just pay up the 10,000 baht keep supporting the system. We all must pay that's how it is in Thailand its only money at the end of the day. 

When Ive had one day over stay allways been fined and passport stamped with a over stay stamp. These stamps can get you refused entry into Thailand in the future. Im certain these imagration  officers pocket the fines as no reciet is given for the fine. Most Thais rob you blind so just pay up and smile at them.

Thais are fascinated by guns (I witnessed this for many years while living in Thailand,  watch any Thai film there all the same full of shootings ) Thais are very Childish adults enjoy reading comic books, nearly all public transport buses mostly are coverd with Disney's Micky Mouse & Donald Duck.  You can buy home made pistols just about any where. Go to any market in Thailand & there is always a massive amount of holsters for sale the only use for a pistol holster is for a pistol. I've been offered guns to buy many time even one time by a Policeman. I believe the Gun shown is an air soft weapon they look real & many times are made in the same factories as the real guns. How ever on an AK47 the stock does not fold on the air soft model as it does on the real AK47. In the past fake guns even toy guns the barrel end should be painted red so can be instantly recognised its a fake gun. I collect air rifles & have been into shooting vermin for over over 45 years. Guns can be pleasureuble just to look at hung a wall . Regarding real guns I would never have a wish to own one in any way. Yours, RickoMortis. ( THE COFFIN MAKER )