SwampyThai

It appears that Thailand's DDC (Department for Disease Control) has listed Thailand as a (red) high risk country along with India, Brazil etc.

And the powers to be want people to come here? ????????

"In order to do this he admitted that some risks must be taken"? The risks will taken by the fully vaccinated people travelling to a woefully low vaccinated country.

At the moment only 38% of hotels nationwide are operating normally with 41% operating in some capacity and 20% closed temporarily. 

So what happened to the other 1%?

Not to worry as they are in the process of updating their Sinclair ZX Spectrum to 48kb of RAM and installing a new floppy disc, also a copy of Dummies Guide To Programming is hastily being translated.

Ahhhh Mr Anutin Teflon Slopey Shoulders with another pearl of wisdom.

The words "Thai government" and "truth" cannot be used in the same sentence.

Sat here in my comfy shack in a small Issan farming village reading all the tails of woe. I never bothered to use one of the tracking apps and most certainly will not bother to register for a vaccine, I will just wait until the miss managed cock up has subsided, bide my time and get a vacation that I choose at my leisure.

6 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

So still can be fined while driving my own car with my family inside and not wearing a mask, even though we live under the same roof and the GF and I sleep in the same bed.....interesting times ahead.  Next we will be mandated to have the mask on while inside our own homes.  It is already a Juristic rule to wear them when we go outside the unit, are in the lifts and in the common areas.  Saw a resident swimming yesterday and was about to ask him where his mask was.....lol

Ohhhh it is so inconvenient, difficult and annoying to wear a little face mask when you step outside your place of residence, NOT.

If it irks you so much, stay indoors, simple isn't it?

20 hours ago, keith101 said:

One night $1 , every other night at normal cost  its not explained very well as per usual ?

You forgot the Thai logic of first night $1 but a bottle of Chang beer 800 baht and 2200 baht for a club sandbox, sorry, club sandwich ????????

Phuket's "speedy" vaccine rollout? It's only a YEAR late ????????

4 hours ago, AlfHuy said:

And having a pen in his shirt like a real "Neurosurgeon";

Neurosurgeon? More akin to a brain donor.

45 minutes ago, TheFreqFlyer said:

Thailand plans to resume international flights by Dec 2029. Only problem is all THAI Airways planes will be rusting away in the scrapyard by then. 

You beat me too it, either rusted away or repossessed by the creditors ???????? 

One of my old school reports, Christopher needs to learn that he can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time. I wonder who else that could apply to ????????????????

Another lame excuse by an equally lame leadership, pathetic.

If he does not agree with the law of the country, return from whence ye came or better still, give him a bloody good kicking  first.

But IF someone was driving a black Ferrari in Bangkok and POSSIBLY collided with a motorcycle and subsequently the rider of the aforementioned motorcycle died, the individual that MIGHT of been driving the aforementioned black Ferrari can not be located to assist with inquiry's ????????????