Pique Dard

3 hours ago, webfact said:

raising concerns about road safety in the region

...raising concerns about road safety  all over the country, i would say

23 hours ago, webfact said:

he two had been drinking together before the argument took a violent turn. 

...obvioulsy a drinking place isn't a work place

3 hours ago, webfact said:

leading authorities to believe it to be a case of suicide.

 

...leading me to doubt instead...

48 minutes ago, webfact said:

Pattaya City has spent 30 million baht on six new mobile toilet trucks to facilitate tourists, the elderly, and individuals with disabilities during events

...got it! time to drink lots of beer without fear of not knowing where to relieve yourself.

6 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

 

This high-tech approach includes AI-powered CCTV cameras capable of license plate recognition, facial recognition, crowd density analysis, people counting, and identification of specific individual or object characteristics.

...it's time to remove the word "incognito" from the dictionary

1 hour ago, webfact said:

a 67 year old monk, Phra Manop Nonthakho, who was believed to have stripped naked at Karon Beach.

...but the monk in the photo is  not naked.

54 minutes ago, webfact said:

he officers spotted a man acting suspiciously

...i'd like to learn how  to act suspiciously

4 hours ago, webfact said:

the draconian lese majeste law,

...leses majeste law is always draconian  in its essence, if you ask me

3 hours ago, webfact said:

Pattaya City Registration Office has been forced to slam the brakes on issuing national ID cards to Thai citizens due to a shortage of blank cards.

 

.....could we conclude that the number of newborns is increasing in thailand?

29 minutes ago, webfact said:

The 'Good Guys In, Bad Guys Out'

oh yeah,  that's why i always make sure i'm the good guy when i visit thailand.

43 minutes ago, webfact said:

Concerns over a premature rate cut and the aftermath of a recent terrorist attack near Moscow fuelled investor anxiety.

...apparently, despite countless sanctions against putin's policies, his country is not isolated, since this attack may have financial repercussions even in asian countries

2 minutes ago, webfact said:

Another resident raised doubts about the handling and disposal of the removed lines, recalling a previous incident where sparking power lines caused a fire in the middle of the night, disaster was narrowly avoided thanks to prompt action,

......the first time I visited thailand i was struck by all the electric cables forming an inextricable mass above my head. so i told myself that my physics teacher had fooled me because all those cables we saw everywhere, some wrapped around poles that barely stood up, represented no danger...in thailand, i might add.

1 hour ago, webfact said:

Prime Minister Srettha Thavisin led the inauguration of a comprehensive volunteer initiative to purify the waterways across Bangkok,

......but where are the other government ministers hiding?

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Residents in the capital city were left pinching their noses last night after an unpleasant smell permeated several districts of Bangkok.

...the effects of this smell on tourism may be worse than those caused by covid if you fail to eliminate the causes.

4 hours ago, Mika78 said:

Where should I go in case I win the first prize in the Thai lottery?

...start by winning, the rest will follow automatically!

1 hour ago, webfact said:

First, the new government wants to promote tourism,”

...obviously tourists enjoy drinking

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

An elusive drug dealer,

...yes it's the faceless one

9 minutes ago, webfact said:

A demand for an increase in the starting taxi fare at Mo Chit 2 to 50 Thai baht (US$1.40) was presented to the Transport Ministry by the Professional Association of Public Taxi Motorists on Thursday. The association simultaneously appealed for the resolution of the persistent issue of the illegal taxis operation in the area.

...moment 22, kind of! the increase in the starting fare will certainy increase the number of the illegal taxis