Dexlowe

28 minutes ago, ThaiFelix said:

Well you cant have the penalty too high in Thailand otherwise offenders wont hand themselves into police when its convenient........and then how are the police going to catch criminals??

How are police to catch criminals? Same way they usually do - grab the nearest Somchai.

9 hours ago, phetphet said:

I bet she  got a buzz out of shooting that video.

She looked tickled pink.

2 hours ago, Matzzon said:

Your daughter probably feel very much in depth too you for making her feel more insecure and scared outside and around people. What you are doing here is creating a fobies in another persons mind.

You must be kidding. There's nothing wrong with sensible precautions, especially when you're a young female. Do you lock your front door when you go to sleep at night?

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

Give her the Gold Kiever

 

A real woman is a man's best friend Kiever.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, she will enable him to express his deepest emotions,

and give into his most intimate desires,

 

she will make him feel confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.....

 

.........No wait.....I'm thinking of Beer, it's <deleted> Beer that does all that!...................................

 

Jesus! You had me worried there for a minute. All good.

5 minutes ago, fred110 said:

Masks don't protect you from sneezes. Drops can go into your eyes.

And in your mouth if you breathe, so stop breathing and you'll be safe.

7 minutes ago, donnacha said:

Always remember to inhale before you exhale.

 

Typical Irish thinking.

14 hours ago, Thongkorn said:

She never ran from the Nazis in fact she joined the army as a mechanic, She could have gone to Canada, but chose to stay.

My post was obscure for a reason. Many will understand why, especially if you have read a certain story out of Germany. Google is your friend.

Settle down, guys, this is just the GT200 version.

RIP sweet little one. 

This brilliant idea from another thread. (I might add that you should wear a mask and cough a lot):

"If you have gone to immigration with any Covid-19 symptoms, please tell an immigration officer.  They seem totally unaware what they are forcing people to do."

1 hour ago, HashBrownHarry said:

Are these not standard measures anywhere?

True. But people do let their guard down when times are not so fraught. And, this looks to be the very worst of times ahead of us.

I think she's going to give them her Burberry wellies. After all, she only wore them once during the 2011 floods.

Herd immunity has a certain logic to it, but who wants to be the one to stand up and tell the masses, "Sorry, but some of you will have to die so that the rest of us can live". It's a long-term plan fraught with disaster. NZ is under lockdown and practising social distancing, and so far it appears to be working and buying time that is being used to restore normality.

48 minutes ago, Iron Tongue said:

Have some sympathy for the police everyone! 

With so many legit places forced to close, police have few places left to extort!

Absolutely right, mate. What is the Thai world coming to when the BiBs and assorted little big men are expected to act like real humans. Shame on these people for exposing the den.

41 minutes ago, mike787 said:

Don't be too hard on him...jail aint that pretty...

Except he'll be in maximum security for the rest of his pathetic life, no contact with other prisoners, and only Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters to keep him company. Doubt he'll be allowed or get any visitors. He'll never be released. The only thing missing from this scenario is monthly whippings with a rattan cane.

Wait a minute, something is seriously wrong here. Prices should be going up, shouldn't they?

14 hours ago, johng said:

??  beaches ???

Bitches.

Obviously.

I think Sora needs to come back and sort him out.