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Sounds like someone got up wrong side of yesterday.
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Well, me and Enus headed out early this morning. Took a walk down Patong Beach.
Enus has this thing about “going natural” so he wore his bare feet and no underwear.
Walking near the PATONG BEACH sign Enus stepped in a bublin hot mess of gum. He dancin around like a ballerina in a room full of mouse traps. He ended up buying some Crac Brand flip flops for 500 Bht. Lady said these were authentic.
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4 hours ago, CharlieH said:
yeah well "Boss hog" isa watchin ! Mind how ya go !
Howdy Boss. Anyone ever tell you, you look like the cat from Them Sopranos?
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23 hours ago, NCC1701A said:
Hell fire! look who is back. Hee haw! you boys goin' to Patong?
Be careful of them lady boys. They might think you have a purty mouth.
Like I said, we ain't got no time for them girls with a kickstand.
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On 2/13/2019 at 7:30 PM, Nyezhov said:
Hes from NY pretending. No one but a NYer uses the word "stoop"
That making sense. My Grandma was from NY and she said stoop all time, so, so did I. Ya learn something new each day. Thanks for the lesson brother.
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That was a long flight.
Atlanta to Toronto (them french folk got a different word for everything), Toronto to Hong Kong, stoop to stoop about 35 hours.
Four great days in Hong Kong. Enus bought a new suit, tailor said the color he chose was so rare he had to order it special.
We ate at this place (can't remember the name) but they had the best roasted piglets I have ever had, the little legs pulled right off. Anyway the best part was the whole place was decorated in purple, it reminded me of the decorations when Enus married his 3rd wife Dixie Sue. Purple everywhere. Dixie was a really nice gal, but she ran off with the local preacher man.
Well, me and Enus arrive last night in Patong and we're all settled in at La Flora.
Hell yeah brother, this place is really nice. The towels on the bed are folded like giant, white, long neck chickens. Enus out the pool right now, he forgot his swim trunks so he's in his underwear. He said he's gonna stay in there until the rash he got at a night club in HK wears off.
We're gonna stay close to home, enjoy our pool and room service for a few days and recover from HK. After 100s of Tsingtao beers, we're more tired than a rooster in a hen house.
Anyone know where to get one them K Bob things?
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Hooooooo doggie. Ya'll getting' ready for Pabuk? If you're not, you should. Stock up now on beer and Slim Jims. Stay safe.
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Howdy, and another thing is food. We like value, and don't mind paying good money for good food. None of that fusion or tapas crap. Fusion = Our chef is drunk. Tapas = I paid too much and I'm still hungry. A good American or Brit (what with the beans?) breakfast would be nice. Lunch, dinner lets explore and get drunk. Hell yeah brother.
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On 12/31/2018 at 7:47 PM, NamKangMan said:
And the stump survived. Right? ????
Oh yeah, Ole stumpy survived but she's got more holes than a dyke at a piercing competition.
Funny thing, Naak the Thai fellow that brought the bottle, his wife so pissed he didn't come home that night. We took him home but he passed out on the porch. Damn, she still pissed at us and that was 2 summers ago.
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On 12/30/2018 at 8:36 PM, NCC1701A said:
but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money.
http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm
you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first.
you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful.
La Flora at top of our list for now, although we'll continue looking. It's a bit more $ than we wanted but WTH.
Solid info. Much thanks friend.
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11 hours ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:
Am I supposed to LOL? Cuz it ain't funny
May the force be with you
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10 hours ago, NCC1701A said:
I just want to let you boys know you don't have to bring your own Budweiser with you.
We got that fancy imported beer right here. We are real civilized here now. Hell, you don't even need no toilet paper, they got these there spray things now. Real fancy like a Kansas City whore house.
Maker's Mark or hard cider only. Bud is piss
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11 hours ago, NCC1701A said:
but seriously you can stay at the best hotel in town for that kind of money.
http://www.phuket.com/top10/top10-patong-luxury-hotels.htm
you boys know about Lady boys? Right? It can be down right confusin' at first.
you know that scene in the film Deliverance? "I want you to squeal like a pig?" It is like that. So be careful.
Thanks about the hotel
We ain't got time for the girls with a kickstand.
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11 hours ago, NCC1701A said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! How many questions is OK?
Less than 1?
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11 hours ago, roo860 said:
Were you in The Dukes of Hazard?
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No, but my Aunt Rochelle Moser was a Set Decorator for the series.
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11 hours ago, stuarty said:
We would rather you tried Dominican Republic.
No thanks, but I hear Honduras is nice that time of year.
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Hi everyone this is Cooter from Georgia, my cousin Enus and I are planning a trip to Patong in February. We're looking for a nice place near Bangla, preferably a two bedroom suite, onsite pool, gym, daily maid service and not too many questions when we bring the ladies back. Hotel sites such as Agoda ain't really good for such information, so I prefer boots on the ground. We normally vacation in Barbados, but the chicks there are just too damn fat. We lookin' for some lean cuisine if you know what I mean!
Price....300-400 USD/night is okay, need for 2 weeks
Thanks ya'll
Cooter and Enus
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Enus and Cooter are in da house
in Phuket
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How ya’ll doin’? Enus and Cooter are back in Patong. Hell yeah brother.
We had a record year in cricket sales, so we figure what the heck. Not only that but Enus had a bad break up a few weeks yonder and he wanted to get out of town. Yeah, Delta Lynn was her name. Sweet girl, big t!ts but she had a mess of littleuns running around. Enus said every time things started getting interesting one them rascals would be running in the room askin what mommy was screaming about.
About 40 hours door to door, we got in yesterday afternoon. I must say Cathay Pacific is much better then the last airline we took. Plus we flew through Chicago instead of Toronto. Man, them French folk in Toronto got a different word for everything.
So here we are in Patong at The Marina Phuket Hotel. Seems like a nice place but the only room we could book was the honeymoon suite. Not sure what happened, but there were rose petals all over the bed, like a flower exploded in here or something.
Anyone know how long you can stay in one them steam rooms? Enus been down there since morning. Hope he back soon, we gonna get something on a stick a few dozen beers, head for Bangla and Hell Yeah Brother.