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    Prevents Illness

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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    Miss Beatrice, the Church Organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired by all for her sweetness and kindness.

    One afternoon the New Pastor called on her and she showed him into her Quaint sitting room. She invited him to take a seat while she prepared some refreshments.

    As he was sat facing her Hammond Organ, the young Minister noticed a cute bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water and, in the water Floated a CONDOM.

    When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat.

    Try as he may,the Pastor could not contain his Curiosity about the strange Floater.

    " Miss Beatrice," he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about THIS?" pointing to the bowl.

    "Oh! Yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?"

    I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

    The Instructions said to place it on the Organ,keep it Wet and, it would prevent disease.

    "Do you know Pastor, I haven't had FLU all Winter?"

    An Englishman In Thailand

    in Best of Thailand Videos

    Posted · Edited by bigphil30uk

    I can vouch that he is just as manic at home in the UK. :D

    He used to have a radio show on Red Rose ( I think ) and he told me "only two types of people listened to him. Cat Burglars and Milkmen" this was because show started 03.00 hrs.

    Pub For Liverpool Fans?

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

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    Smokes, the arse pub is located in the shopping mall, only opens when they win ;)

    As for a dedicated scouse pub, here's what to do, find the oldest taxi you can and ask the driver where to go as he (and those of his generation) can go on for ours about the last time they one the league and well he might not know of a scouse pub per say, you will be comforted by the fact that YWNDA.

    Never say Never

    Unused Non Imm "o"

    in Thai Visas, Residency, and Work Permits

    Posted

    I have a totally unused Non Immigrant Multi Entry "O" Visa which expired on 5th Nov. For various reasons, including BKK Airport closure, ill health and economic, I never activated it. I realise I cannot get a refund on it.

    I will be arriving BKK in jan and plan to enter on a 30 Day on Arrival.

    Should I get Imm at Bkk to stamp non used visa so that it does'nt cause problems in the future ?

    Have any BM's been in similar situation ?

    Where Can I Buy Pure H2o2 (hydrogen Peroxide) W/ No Additives

    in Health and Medicine

    Posted

    Tried using it as an antiseptic mouth wash years ago. All went well 'til it hit my amalgam tooth fillings which caused it to decompose leaving me foaming at the mouth like a rabies victim !

    In Thailand it is manufactured by Vinythai down in Rayong but I don't think they make medical grade, which has no additives. I used to work for the parent company back in Europe.

    Would think chemists would stock it but like previously pointed out, only at about 6% strength.

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