Jack Hammer

Thoroughly check the policy. Most insurance companies have "existing health conditions" tucked away in the policy. If you have heart problems and did not declare it as an existing condition and you have a heart attack whilst on holidays, believe me the insurance companies will not pay.

He was only holidaying in Thailand for one week. Visa exemption irreverent

More friendlier and co-operative than goats

The cockroaches could be the persons meals on wheels. Saves pulling up and buying takeaway.

The American guy maybe dyslexic, thus not knowing the $100 notes had "For Motion Picture Use Only" written on them. He also might of had the mindset that everyone outside of America is stupid and they would not notice. Looking at his gut he has too many large meals at McDonalds

You are all heart

The last of the big tippers

He talks about ethics. He should be the last person to talk about ethics, he has none.

Or gold chains from other encounters

Or gold chains from other encounters

Do you mean instead of choir boys?

And a hard on

Always cry poor mouth. Tell her about all your expenses that you have back in your home country and how you are looking after relatives etc. etc. etc.. Offer 12,000, that is a win-win for both. Twelve thousand for a month of fantastic sex is a bargain. If it doesn’t work out, no problem. If you advertise that you will support a Thai lady for 30,000 a month you will have a queue from the airport to your accommodation wanting to come on board

I would hire her S T

As Donald would say, fake news