Jack Hammer

Maybe the plane was overloaded with passages carrying too many gold chains around their neck creating uneven weight distribution

The dog was barking because the disturbance in the store prevented him/her from receiving intermittent supply of air-conditioned cool air at the entrance to the 7-Eleven store . Also reduced its chance of getting a handout of a hot dog sausage

You would be the “life of a party”. Do you get many invitations?

They would have to draw up a roster so the same guy doesn’t always get sloppy seconds

My take on this subject is, stop doing favors for people, stop running around after people stop supporting people stop lending money and see how many people you can really call a friend. With most people you’re only a good friend while they are receiving the above benefits.

Trying to force someone to love you is akin to trying to force a fart, it ends up with crap everywhere

Jesus did not live up to his name. A prisoner in a Mexican jail fears to hear the phrase, “ Jesus loves you”

I reside in Sydney. Recently I had the two shingles vaccinations and I only suffered slight soreness in my upper arm for the remainder of the day after the injection, no other side-effects whatsoever

This is another BS story. Having a girlfriend of two years in Thailand and not aware of the scams, a person could not be that naive. Author has only been a member for 23 hours. These people that write these stories must lead a lonely life with imaginary friends.

Why doesn’t the Thai government ban all Flights and other means of transport from India to Thailand for two months or more until the virus is combated in India

Don’t have sympathy for the young lady. I’m sure she could take on the twins and a couple sets of triplets in one night. She knows what it’s all about.

Twin brothers named Singha and Suea. Their parents should’ve named. Suea, Chang.

The sex life would be hard to juggle. The wife, on the average minimum would have to have sex once a day

In Australia they would be

I don't know about the bank informing the police regarding expired visas, but every time I do a over the counter transaction at the Bangkok Bank I am always asked for my passport. This has happened in BKK, Samui, Surin, Hua Hin, Roi Et