We know the saying “TIT” with all those bizarre headlines. I honestly thought I’d seen it all by now. But no – turns out I was dead wrong. A SENATOR runs over a pedestrian and then goes on to rob the bloody corpse. Arrested? Obviously not. Instead, he’s only facing a potential ethics probe by the Senate. Absolutely ridiculous. Cheers, Thailand – every day is a new lesson. With you lot, literally anything is possible.