phil lee

20 hours ago, brewsterbudgen said:

It's ridiculous! People need to get on with their lives.

What sort of people running Thailand how can they Have

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what idiots

What Clowns running Thailand "Come to Sunny Phuket be just like a convict" great advert I think

If we catch you in the naughty Massage places will inform your wife

8 hours ago, bdenner said:

Well it's obvious, he does not want to be embarrassed by the words - "No have!"

pucking idiot the PM

1 minute ago, connda said:

"Come!  Come to The Land of Shots (LOS).  We had to rename the Land of Smiles to the Land of Shots because here in the LO-Shots you must wear a mask all day long and you will never-ever again see a Thai Smile." 
Come, come see the wonders of Thailand's Lock-down State.
Come to our tropical paradise and enjoy the idealistic quiet of shuttered shops and long closed tourist business. Want a beer or a massage?  No no no!  We protect you Farang!  Best to stay in your hotel - it's safe!
We now have reef sharks and new coral.  No, no no!  You may not visit them.  Best to stay in your hotel - it's safe!
Did your friends warn you of aggressive Tuk Tuk drivers?  No worry.  The government took care of the problem by killing the tourist trade by labeling most tourist activities as non-essential.  So no worry Farangs!  Tuk tuks are now as rare as hen's teeth.  Don't worry.  Best to stay in your hotel - it's safe!
And don't worry.  Thailand will protect you.  Just wear this GPS monitor and everything will be wonderful for you.  But? Best to stay in your hotel - it's safe!
And Thailand has first world Covid testing to keep you safe.  So should you develop the disease as Covid shots do not give you immunity, then you can spend your required $100,000 USD in care of our finest luxury hospitals instead of in the Covid concentration camps set aside for local asymptomatic cases.  Lucky you we make you have enough insurance, 'eh? But.  You no want Covid?  Best to stay in your hotel - it's safe!
So why you wait farang.  You all have had your shots while most of Thailand still waits.  Lucky You!  So come!  Come to New Normal Thailand, leave your money, and go home quick quick.  ???? 

 "you will never-ever again see a Thai Smile."    Very very sad, Thailand will never be the same again

7 hours ago, ourmanflint said:

Want to bet that you have to be vaccinated fully, have proof in form of certificate, translate certificate into Thai, buy covid insurance, have test 72 hours before and test 5 days after entering Thailand all at your expense

All in triplicate copies with names and addresses of the doctors who vaccinated you. Then probably have to visit a Thai hospital every 2 days for a check up. Fill in 2 forms if you move Hotels, Prove that you are a tourist, Register your last stay. insurance in Thai  Translation which must be certified at your embassy, proof you have 10 million baht as back up, 

its all going to be fine