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Go back to Reading Comprehension 101, and try again... And, congratulations, you are the first to be placed on my Ignore List.

I don't understand.... Why are they being proactive?

Well, they had better step back from me a good two meters....

Yeah, sad. They also catch and kill mynah birds for food. I expect ten might feed a seven-year-old. I love those birds....highly intelligent and beautiful sounds.

My neighbor has a cast net. He goes early in the morning to the beach and gets fish for eating. When these fish are full-grown, he told me, about 10-12 inches, they are good eating. However, all the ones he brings back are two inches or smaller. I asked why he doesn't ever catch full-sized. With a puzzled look that told me I was borderline stupid, he said, there aren't anymore, just small ones.......????

Team of what....schoolgirls?

Well, they are only following normal procedure then.

*sigh*

Weaker currency is as desirable as a weaker erection.... You can get much with it.

Well, unlike westerners, Europeans even more so than Americans, the typical Thai has no concept of any culture outside of their own, fortified by school officials telling children for over a decade that they are the superior culture. If one has to spend more than three minutes considering how that might impact ones life living here, well....... If we do not know other cultures, we can neither fully understand nor appreciate our own, nor make needed changes to it to make it better.

Don't learn Thai doing that. Is there no one here who knows about apps.....?

I have to. My Thai is just a few months old. So I need it when I go to HomePro, etc, looking for something I don't yet have the words for. Problem is, they can't answer....

Old bowl as in, previously used but washed and clean.... or old bowl as in, you done with that I'd like to use it on this order?

Thailand's motto is no longer, Amazing Thailand.... They have officially changed it to Hubba Hubba. To pronounce properly, make sure to use a long, drawn out rising tone on the last syllable.

Your village called.....

Carrier pigeon; I'll let you borrow mine.....

You tell him; he's a twice champion muay Thai fighter....

The shop owner should stick his finger in there and the turtle will be happy to choose digits....

So, we downloaded Google Translator for English-Thai/Thai-English and it works fine from English to Thai, but .... When we switch it to Thai-English, it takes the Thai being spoken and thinks it is English and makes up idiotic nonsense....My Thai neighbor said, Sawadee Krap and it translated it as, It's a lot a cr@p. Well, if the shoe fits... What do we need to do to make Thai to English work? New I-Phone... .

Elderly? How old? I'm---- Oh, wait, that's probably only for Thais, right.....?

Monkey pox app coming soon to a 7-Eleven near you....

Not because he does not wear one otherwise, rather he is obviously the Thai Don Johnson and had to mug for the camera.... The cabinet in his bathroom is not the only vanity in his house.

I.Q. comes into play there somewhere....just my guess.

Find a Thai criminal lawyer (yes, I know that is likely redundant) and go to his office. Tell him your name and address, give him a few thousand baht as a retainer, take a handful of cards.... If this kind of thing happens you are good to go. Thai poor-lice won't push the matter once they see you have his card in your wallet and you ask to make a phone call. Like any con, they prefer easy pickings.

Which one? There are two....