AngryMan

I think after she has eaten some Faggotts and Mushy Peas, she needs a good portion of Spotted Dick! Just Google it!🥳

One thing that I learned many moons ago, is just how simple the mind of a typical Thai country girl is! My TGF asked me to buy her a small dinghy or rowing boat so she could go out to fish in the sea and help with houshold finance. I never asked her if she had done this before (fishing from a boat in the sae) I just asked her why she wanted to go out and endanger herself for a minimal reward. She said it is not dangerous, I then said but you can't F*****G SWIM!🤬 She then said rather angrily: "I am NOT going swimming I am going FISHING!🤬 I then just turned around and walked away to open a beer, shaking my head! Bless her...🙏

"having to say something rather than having something to say" That is such a profound statement! 🙏 I may use that in the future?😎

Once found guilty by a court of law, and sentenced to 30 years, he should be given the choice of donating some of his organs (Kidney, Lung etc) to a good cause or rot for 30 years in a Thai Prison, Not that he will last for 30 years, once the inmates find out why he is there, then he will be the target of abuse far worse than that which he (supposidley) inflicted on those children. If it were up to me, I would have him skinned alive then impaled in a public square and left to rot, to deter any others who get the urge to harm children...🤬

Dont they recruit through consciption and not thrugh voulanteers...?

I am glad I have spent all my money over the yers on fat cars, Sex, Booz and travelling the world to generally have a bloody good time. I have no regrets, I have ticked all the boxes I wanted to tick and licked all the boxes I wanted to Lick. I just have one more thing I want to do, I want to learn how to moon-walk like Michael Jackson... But Sciatica and Arthritus (amongst other age related illnesses) are holding me back. For now! So if you see an old fart moon-walking out of a 7/11 its me! Just say Hi!😎

Pussy or even the thought of some Pussy is a poweful drug, esecially when you can't got some at home! Next stop for these 💩creatures will be the UK!🤬🥊🥊

Or a Yank, or German, or an Aussie, or a Dutchman, Swedish maybe, Danish, or another white nationaity, should I go on you ignorant prat?🤬

On a visit to my TGF's village many moons ago, amongst a variety of local dishes, including Dancing Prawns, Beetles, Cockroaches and Grasshoppers, I was offered Snake, Bat, and Rat! I ate the snake, too many bones for me, but the tast was acceptable, I also ate Gasshoppers, and but I drew the ine at the other delicacies...🥺

I hope he has access to lots and lots of Baby Powder as he will need it...🤮🤪

Yes but he is the wrong religion, and the wrong colour!😎

If any UK citizen requestst an Emergency Travel Document (light Beige in colour) because he/she has lost it they are required to first obtain a police report of the lost/stolen/damaged passport, together with a valid flight ticket out of Thailand and the travel document is only vaid for that one particular flight! That is where a lot of people come unstuck trying to play the system.😎

" he will do a runner," 😎 Somehow I doubt that he will do a runner, maybe a wobbler, but let's see how he looks after a few years in the monkey house! He could well win slimmer of the year, with A Book and a Movie deal...🥳

Maybe one of them was wearing an Amulet?😎

You can't really blame them though can you! 💩🤢🤮💩