I've seen dogs eat their own plop and then lick a human's face. To each their own. (Sorry just realised i quoted the wrong person, i agree with you Reddavy)
I was peeing against a wall when I remembered a saying, a beautiful, insightful and wise old Indian saying "Hey, dishpit, if I catch you peeing on my wall again I’m gonna kick you in the nuts.”
I note that Barbering is in this list. The last 3 haircuts I've had were: Patong - Saudi, Hua Hin - Russian/Ukraine (Whichever?), Khumpawapi - Rohingya. So who is keeping an eye out for these illicit Tonsorialists?