Alpha84

I can already feel it boys, we’re just moments away from you blessing us with another one of your own greatest hits topics. The suspense is unbearable. Tell you what, I’ll even help speed things along and draft it for you: Subject: Have you ever visited Thailand? Post: If so, where? Apologies, I forgot to sprinkle in the usual third grade grammar mistakes and random misspellings you like to add for your signature touch. Feel free to adjust it as necessary. What’s that, the topic was about reading crap? No worries. I’d only ever accuse you of writing it.

It's gotta be all the negative whingers, whiners and moaners on AN.

Tottaly agree. How did anyone manage to so grossly misinterpret the meaning of my OP? Bunch of ninnies I guess.

I'm brand conscious.

No idea what that means. But assume you can provide photos of yourself involved in such to provide a better understanding.

Does she do strap-on for you?

So you are giving me permission? Are you authorized to do that?

Wish it happened sooner. You have nothing of interest to add.

Habb nah. Hermaphrodite.

It means if you don't like the plumbing on one gender can switch to the other. That's on topic. Sexuality. Try keeping up.

Nobody said anything about man's butts or gay porn, but up to you if that's your thing. They also have porn of transsexuals having sex with only women. That's not gay porn.

Nobody cares about DNA. This topic is about sexuality, not gender.

How can you be sure you weren't born female with a penis?

I thought we're discussing bringing down your pants?

Not curious. Likes porn with more moving parts for the fantasy, but only wants sex with women.