BarBoy

mate? I'm not your mate. I don't even know you.

I forgot about the tomatoes and beans! surely worth 250?

...break a leg! Colin.

neither are you, marin. brothers in arms then? Colin.

...Same as you. It's 'I' not 'i'. how pedantic are you really? you need to a get a grip.

what?? marin who are you.

It is almost impossible for a farang to make any meaningful friendship with a Thai male. I am sure there are exceptions to the rule but on average I have seldom seen a real friendship as they are just not interested in it.

is that you in your picture or are you just pretending to be someone you're not?

please keep on topic. btw what is your obsession with this Bob character?

He uses only the finest ingredients.

hi, I have had an offer from an old pal of mine to relocate to Panama, all expenses paid, free bed and board and a senorita to boot. however I have never been there before and I am quite content with my life here in Thailand. Has anyone been to Panama before? He tells me the lifestyle over there is amazing, great weather, girls are awesome and there is always something going on. Visas are excruciatingly easy to obtain and the food is quite good too. Just looking for a bit of advice before I make my final decision. Thanks.

Why are you calling me Bob? My name is Colin.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Dog's dinner? I've never had a bad meal in Thailand.

Good! too many people on the planet anyway.

...yeah, with TAXPAYER money!