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Its the safety aspect that puts me off

Yes i forgot to add that

Yes ! Usually to be found in a convoy of up to 10 others all driving in the outside lane, refusing to move over and spewing large clouds of black smoke.

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I had the idea the other day of driving my Ford Transit from London to Thailand. I could fly back to London, then hit the road and drive back to Thailand. Some countries could be a bit dodgy, I thought. So with the help of Google Gemini, I asked the question. Safest route to drive from London to Thailand. Reply came back, and I thought maybe not !!

And again, the 304 claims another. Those coaches I see every day past the moo barn, where I am on the 304. One broke down the other day, just by Lotus at Khlong Rang. That section of the 304 is either a coach accident or a truck rollover.

Frisco Kid's reply is 90% correct. He missed one thing that many do if they are on youtube/facebook etc. An online course or some sort of "lesson on how to be as good as me", or sign up for my website to learn more. There are still a few punting this crap. To be a true digital nomad, I think you have to have all the right skills and be an expert at things like marketing, coding, anything A.I, Excel and have a proven background. Also, be employed by a large company. But it seems most don't. Digital dickheads is a term that came out a few years ago on youtube between someof the thai vloggers. <deleted> packers was another term. Some thai vloggers started punting this crap and a few started calling them out for it and then the term E begging started. So, earning money while in Thailand, but with no work permit. Then doing multiple boarder runs.

Second observation, Everest is another vehicle owned and driven mainly by expats, as mentioned already. Another is the Fortuna and MU-X. Popular modification to the Everest and Fortuna is the illuminated Everest or Fortuna badge on the back. Some I have seen are a white light and not red. Of course, the only white lights that should be on the rear are the number plate and reverse lights.

Ok roll with me. This is something I have noticed over time. Picture the scene, there you are driving along a dual-carriage way or main highway. You move out to overtake a slower vehicle. You're not going crazy fast and in control. A glance in the rear view mirror before moving back into the left lane reveals a vehicle approaching at warp factor 9, flashing what seems like the light from a 100 suns. The vehicle then sits 1 inch off your rear bumper until you move out of the way. Then speeds away leaving you in black smoke. Later on the journey, you pull in for fuel or whatever at a service station, you spot said vehicle and see who is driving and the passengers. What is the vehicle that was being driven like that, and who could it be, I hear you ask? The vehicle is usually a Ford Ranger, but no ordinary Ranger. No, the ranger has wheels and tyres so big and with so much tread they should be on a tractor, it's also got enough added lights to light up a small town and every other bolt-on accessory that you can find on Lazada. Who could own such a vehicle? Usually an expat with a beer belly and a tiny Thai wife. This is just one of many observations I have made. Stay tuned for more .

Try it and report back

The first few times I went to Thailand, I used EVA. One time, I paid £420 (economy) return, which at the time was cheap. But I got tired of the flight times. Leaving LHR in the evening was alright as it gives most of the day to get there with no rush. I used to fly out in November or December, so once again the evening take off was good as I could get to LHR in daylight. What I came to dislike and hence why I stopped using was the landing time and Thai Airways. The flight is supposed to land about 4pm (from memory, could be slightly out on this) Anyway, the flights I was on always landed late, and the baggage always seemed to take a long time. Meaning getting to the hotel gone 7pm. When friends do the same flight no delays WTF!?!?!? On one trip I wanted to go to Udon Thani first, so I looked around. Rather than EVA then have to book another flight I found Thai did a multi-city ticket, so I booked. Cost more than EVA but less hassle. LHR to BKK then onto Udon. Take off at 12.30 pm on the A380 was nice, and by 1pm the next day I was walking down to road from my hotel in Udon. Since then, I like the 12.30 pm take off from LHR. Gets me into BKK early, which I like.

I bet that smelled great

And another child on a scooter dead.

Ok, you two"know-it-alls "555 Blue plate with white letters. Not on your magic link

but less fun