Tuco Ramirez

I have a small bum and I also use the best cologne.

Call the cops then! Or do you actually like it?

really?? which train is this?

I don't like Pattaya.

Not if you are there.

to the roof?

Well they can close the doors if they don't like it. Nobody is forcing Thailand to be a tourist hub - they brought it all on themselves!

Never been to Kobe. And my name is Tuco, can't you see that?

I just can't get over how friendly Taiwanese people are, especially the women. I reckon I'd clean up over there.

No. It feels like the Black Woman who refused to move to the back of the bus that sparked the civil rights movement in the states.

Yes, it's very peculiar behavior isn't it?

Whenever a foreigner is sat down, there is always an empty space next to him/her. Sometimes I've even seen when a foreigner takes a seat next to a Thai they immediately up and move to another seat. I was just on a short trip on a boat and met some classy Taiwanese women there and they couldn't get enough of me, asking questions, friendly, curious, one of them even asked for my phone number, which I politely declined. Definitely a stark contrast between the two experiences, and one that has given me food for thought!.