silverb

When I was married my now ex-wife was awful at keeping the place clean and tidy. In fact she NEVER did any house work. After questioning her on this, her reply was " I go to work, I can't work and do housework".

Based on that logic the house would never be cleaned! As I like to have a clean and tidy place I used to do all the housework.

A few years ago in Pattaya I had been out with my girlfriend and we got a songthaew to go back to our hotel. The Sangthaew was almost full and not enough spaces for us to sit on the same side.

I sat next to this ladyboy and my girlfriend had to sit next to the ladyboy's friend on the other side. After a while I felt a small movement in my pocket and put my hand in my pocket. As people dis-embarked on the way, there became a space on the other side in between my girlfriend and the other ladyboy. This was pointed out to me by the ladyboy next to me. I crossed and sat next to my girlfriend and then after a while I could feel the other ladyboy's hand in my pocket!

I usually do keep my hands in my pockets in crowded places but I think that night I was a little drunk. Luckily I managed to foil them both.

I find this thread absolutely hilarious. All you guys pretending you don't know what a balls massage is. I have never had one but actually had a testicle removed eleven years ago. I was wondering if i had a massage, would I get it for half price?

Sorry I can't help with most of your questions but I can say that it is indeed a good place to have fun. They have some really good rides there. Make sure you try the Hurricane and the Viking. Two really good rides.

Thanks very much.