Python Lee Jackson

Unforunately I am unaware of a method of taking posts with long words and making it possible for the member who finds them challenging, to just not see them. I will keep an eye out though Dave so if I see something I will flag it in mauve, so when you see a post with a mauve sort of colour, just drive right on by.

My original comment was about the length of postings and not the length of words.

Many of your previous posts were good. I was particularly moved by your comments about the "meaning of love".

Why the the new found sarcasm?

I didn't think that such a thin exists as a HI-QUALITY BKK uni..  

Chulalongkhorn University is one of the best in the world. It's also the oldest and biggest oldest university in Thailand. Meet any Chula student and I guarantee you that as a bare minimum they'll teach you how to spell.

This may sound like total rubbish but I assure you it's 100% true. Many many many many many moons ago when I first came to the LOS for a holiday I met in a bar in Cowboy a girl whose name I no longer care to remember. I spent about a month with her, gave her 14,000 baht, told her I loved her at the airport and almost started crying when it was time to go. It bothers me not to admit this, because I'm sure most of you at one time or another have probably done the same.

Anyway, my story. At a fine hotel in Hua Hin she performed on me an action which is known locally as "flying the kite" and out of the blue had an amazingly intense orgasm. I remember trying to rationalise this the following day and eventually concluded that it stemmed from "the enormous physical attraction she felt for me". Pitiful, I now know, but I bet I'm not alone.

Incidentally, all my other stupid postings (Python, Comrade, Professor, Baron etc) are most definitely NOT intended to be taken seriously. I do it because I'm bored and to try to spice things up a little. In particular, the replies from Dr Pat Pong show wit, style and charm. They are a pleasure to read.

Hmmmm , so how does someone qualify to be in the group of people you actually like?

Simple, come here to work, come here to work hard and no pretentious <deleted>.

I forgot to mention last time that another category of local "farang" which I find truly repugnant are those disgusting oh-so-terribly-fukcing-tolerant <deleted> who take it upon themselves to accept everything without question and who without shame just go along with the flow regardless. What a bunch of spineless liberal nondescript ######s. Exactly the sort of timid pussies who don't have the balls to offer a controversial opinion or to create some sort of posting which might actually stir up some kind of reasonably interesting debate.

What really pisses me off about living in Thailand are those boring fart-arsed bastards who go on and on about the Thai language and their ability to speak it and how there are these five different tones and how if you try to say something totally inane and get the tones wrong you will end up saying something completely the opposite. So fukcing what. If I want to learn the language I will. I personally find nothing more disgusting than having to listen to some pathetic bore who probably doesn't know what he's talking about anyway and who more often than not has got an IQ less than a piece of dog shit.      

Another thing I find repulsive are those moronic shit-faced old farts walking around Sukhumwit with their dozey little bar sluts. I mean, have you seen them. I am just so nauseated by the sight of those sad old turds walking around with their disgusting smiles and smug grins which stem entirely from the fact that the piece of crap they're now with is the first piece of pussy in decades to do anything other than to tell them to piss off and get a life. Nauseating, totally fukcing nauseating.

What also pisses me off are those stupid looking pricks on the Khao San road who dress up in cheap bits of worn out ethnic shit in the misguided belief that it makes them look wordly and meaningful. What a bunch of fukcing jerks. Why don't they all just piss off back to that cess pit they crawled out of and take a good look at themselves in the mirror. Stupid looking turds.

But what really pisses me more than anything else are those pitiful born losers who claim to live here in Bangkok because they like Thai people and respect the local culture. <deleted>. Most of these worthless tossers are here very simply because they've nowhere else to go and even if they did have another place to move on to they wouldn't have the balls in a million years to approach a girl and try to chat her up. They're just useless scum that exist here because all else has failed and their presence serves only to compromise the reputation of others who have come to Thailand to do something meaningful and worthwhile. What a disgusting bunch of ######s.

Does Thaivisa.com offer an rss newsfeed for the FarangeNews section that I can add to my news aggregator program?

I currently use "AmphetaDesk" which, amongst thousands of other feeds, offers headlines from the Bangkok Post and a news agency called (I think) "moreover" which provides 15 or so Thailand-related headlines from sources around the world.

I did subscribe to your e-mail news service, but it would be a lot more conveniet to add an rss feed to "AmphetaDesk" so that I can access all of the news I want from one a single source.  

Incidentally, if you're not familiar with "AmphetaDesk", you can download it for free from (I think) www.disobey.com/amphetadesk

Tutsiwarrior,

Ok, I'll chill. I won't comment on the rest of what you say except to say that I think I agree with you.

Perhaps one day you'd do well to meet up with some of your fellow countrymen here in BKK (black dudes trying to teach, that is) and see for for yourself how things really are.  

Sure it's every man for himself, but if all's going well then all of us ought to spare at least a brief thought for those trying equally hard but not quite making it.

Kevin

Like I've said, I travelled all the way across your country several years ago and I met many coloured people. I don't know if the people I met were the ones you're talking about, but I do remember that I liked almost all Americans I came across a great deal.

One thing's for sure. The black people here in Bangkok are most certainly not lazy and they are not spongers.

Very simply, they want to work and in many cases their opportunities are limited due to local attitudes.

Black people have hearts and feelings too.

Tutsiwarrior,

You say: "trying to talk nigger ain't no way to help your black friends"

I tried to copy black patois. Some of it was intended as a joke to attract attention; most of it was to see what other locals thought. Why do you use the word "nigger".

Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be preachy or any boring shit like that. But there are many totally decent people here in Thailand who are trying just as hard as you and I to succeed and who happen to be black.

These people are the same as us. Please don't call them "nigger". Thais read this site too.

Yes, I've already shown one of my coloured friends the postings I made as "Python Lee Jackson". He found it amusing as it was very obviously a joke but was curious nonetheless to see what sort of postings followed.

Dear Sir,

I am a Brit, I'm white and I come from London.

I did it for two reasons.

Number one, I'm not working at working at the moment and quite frankly I've got little else better to do.  

Number two, I'm a teacher here in BKK and I've got two very good friends who happen to be black. One comes from England and the other claims to be an American but is almost certainly an African.

I suppose more than anything else I was hoping to see if there was a reaction to "Python Lee Jackson" which could in any way be construed as negative. I exaggerated the standard black "mythology" (ie, the python thing) and I did my best best to copy back patois to the the best of my ability.  

Much of what I know about coloured people stems from what I learned during a trip  across America years ago and a rather shorter trip to west Africa some years later.

When I made these trips I learned much. To be honest though, I never had that much to do with black/coloured people when I was back in England and for much of the time I forgot about both them and their "plight".

Now, however, I live in Bangkok and I have these two coloured friends. I'm by no means a reactionary but I really do find disgusting the way my two friends miss out on work opportunities because of their skin colour. I find disgusting too the fact that both of these aquaintances of mine are genuinely dedicated, hard working professionals who are able and willing to give their very best to help local students and yet are treated more often than not as little more than dirt and/or third class citizens.

While many of the replies to my "Python Lee Jackson" postings may have left a little to be desired, it's equally fair to sat that none of them can in any way, shape or form be interpreted as rascist.  

This gives me (and I'm sure other coloured people too) great hope. Obviously it's not the job for me and me alone to change the attitues of Thai society, but if we all do our bit (and don't ask me what "my bit" is - that's for you to decide), perhaps gradually we can change things.

What I find truly sad is that my "American" friend, who really does love teaching and who really is very good at it, is now at the point where his self confidence is so low that he chooses not to apply for jobs at which he would truly excel and from which Thai students would genuinely benefit.

Hey Tax you funky dude, maybe there's hope for you white boys yet.

But you gets me wrong man. I ain't coming on to this site to talk just about my piece of Texas black snake. I's coming here to discuss the problems us bros face here in this fine city of Bangkok.

Now let me tell you about what happened to Ol' Python one day last week in that happenin' little street up the road from Nana Plaza called Soi Cowboy. Maybe you's heard of this place already, maybe not. Anyway, there's me, Ol' Python, doin' his rounds and checking out the sweet stuff when out of the blue comes this big fat mama dragging me right into this might fine little bar.  

Seems to me at first like me and this mama really gots things goin'. We ends up sitting at the end of the bar together and sharin' stories and stuff when all of a sudden her hands go a strayin' and starts looking for something a little more adventurous. Now my real mama always told me to be a good boy and a modest one at that, but on this occasion I'm thinkin' that seein' as my mama's still back home in Texas, maybe I'll just let myself go a little and see what kinda tricks this Thai mama can pull.

By hey, I forgots to tell ya. While all this is goin' on there's another three of fours cute little chicks dancin' around on the stage. An' you know what, just as soon as this big mama I'm with with starts properly takin' care of Ol' Python, all of them girls on the stage starts screaming about there bein' some snake on the loose right underneath the bar. An' next thing I know everyone's a runnin' right out of that bar leaving Ol' Python all by himself without no one to finish off what that big mama started.  

Sheeeet. I ain't never been back to that bar since. So whatta ya think bros? Ain't none of you black boys experienced the same kinda shit?

Yo bros, how's ya all doin'. O'l Python's back on online again. Dig them cool replies man, but as yet I ain't seen no reply to help me out of my problem.

Not that I don't keeps trying' bros, coz I do. Let me share with you good people out there another problem I ran into just a few days ago.

There's me, Ol' Python, struttin' his funky stuff round that mighty fine Nana Plaza place when all of a sudden some sweet chick pulls me into this bar over there in the corner. Now let me tell you, them chicks in that bar was damm fine chicks. Real respectable ladies like. And they took care of me real good.

But hey, you bros knows what it's like. Once in a while every dudes gotta visit the john. So there I goes dudes, into the gents, ready to pull out my piece and take care of nature. But you know what, suddenly I sees this chick standin' next next to me in the john and she's sholding a piece of meat nearly as big as Ol' Python's.

Sheeeeet man. I ain't never seen nothin' like that in my whole life. I says to her: "pardon me ma'am, but I'm here to give pork and I sure as #### ain't gonna do no receivin'". After that I paid my bill an' I ain't never been back to that place since.

I ain't kiddin' dudes, but even if I was the hungriest bro in the whole of Texas I ain't never gonna chew on no piece of meat like that!

Ain't none of you bros out there ever experienced the same kind of thing?

Hey, what's with this troll shit. Maybe you good dudes just ain't bros.

Let me share with you fine people just why I's feelin' down. I finds this bar right in this Nana Plaza place. Everythings cool, I mean like really happening. Then I gets to meet this really fine chick. I takes care of her real good - all evening man, I treats her like a real lady. But you know what, when I'm back in the hotel man she kinda looks at me real strange and says: "how come you black dudes pack so much, how comes you got what them white boys don't have". Seriously bros, I trys explaining things but this chick ain't havin' none of it. She just goes packing her stuff and runs off into the night.

Ain't none of you other bros out there had the same kinda shit?

Yo brothers, how's ya all doin'?

Is it just me or r any of u finding it kinda hard to find the sweet stuff here in LOS.

Seems to me bros that these local chicks ain't into anything bigger than what all these local white boys got. Back home man girls go crazy for a nice piece of Texas balck snake - here the girls just go running away screaming and saying shit like they can't handle it.

What's your experience dudes - I just ain't into this kinda negative reaction