pimmel

Does anybody know of an authorized dealer/shop of bicycle racks?

I need a trunk rack for a Toyota Vios.

Thanks for any information.

To quote Pol. Capt. Krissarat Nuesen f the Phuket Provincial Immigration Office:

“Regarding parents bringing children into Thailand to attend school, Capt Krissarat said, “Foreign parents whose children will study in Thailand can apply for non-immigrant ED visas for their children at any Royal Thai Embassy outside Thailand.

“The parents can apply for non-immigrant O visas for themselves so they can enter the country and care for their children here, and then they can apply for permits to stay at the Immigration office after entering the country.

“Alternatively, if the parents are not going to be staying in the country long, they can get a tourist visa from an embassy or enter on a visa exemption,” he said.”

The information I’ve received from an immigration officer in Samutprakarn in this matter has been vague, because the officer confirmed the existence of a non immigrant O visa, but she said that this visa is only available for parents who are older than 50 years!!??

I’m unclear as to why the age of 50 plus is relevant.

In my personal case I’m working in Thailand on a non immigrant B visa, while the mother of my child, who is a Filipina, is here on a tourist visa and my son is on a student visa.

At the moment we are in the process of getting married, which will make our visa situation easier, however it might take as much as 6 months.

Has anyone experienced this type of immigration issue?

Any feedback and suggestions in this case are very much appreciated.

How do most men define marriage?

A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

* * * * * * * *

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

* * * * * * * *

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

* * * * * * * *

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

* * * * * * * *

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

* * * * * * * *

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is grand, divorce is about 10 grand.

* * * * * * * *

Husband to friend: Do you know what it means to me to go home to a really good meal in a clean and tidy home?

Friend: You've gone to the wrong house?

* * * * * * * *

- I've never forgotten the day I got married - and don't think I haven't tried hard!

* * * * * * * *

- The only thing my husband and I have in common is we got married on the same day!

* * * * * * * *

- Our marriage was a love match. plain and simple, she was plain and I was simple!

* * * * * * * *

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

* * * * * * * *

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

* * * * * * * *

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.

* * * * * * * *

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

* * * * * * * *

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

* * * * * * * *

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

* * * * * * * *

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life

thinking they had no faults at all.

* * * * * * * *

Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is a thing, which puts a ring on a woman's finger ... and two under the man's eyes.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

* * * * * * * *

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then, it was too late.

* * * * * * * *

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (A life sentence!)

* * * * * * * *

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

* * * * * * * *

All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

If you have a computer and internet connection try Skype. 1 min. 0.02 Euro = 1 Baht/min to a landline in the Netherland. Calls to a Mobile phone are more expensive.

Just go to:

http://www.skype.com/products/skypeout/rat....html#listing-N

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany during the World Cup.

Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy" Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"Shoite!" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.

"Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the pavement. He falls flat on his face.

"Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and struggles inside. He takes a lookup the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says "Fockit" and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Bridget, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?".

Paddy says, "I did Bridget. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"

"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub."

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to

go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under

the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail

you a cheque.

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But,

whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I

REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he

discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just

as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman

go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant

yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain

himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

I just can't believe there are not any Frenchies on TV to defend themselves and their country.

Let’s give them another chance!

Cheap T shirts: Paris 2012

>It was a White Knight, and Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a River

>cruise, they met on the Top Deck, It was After Eight. She was from

>Quality Street; he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand down

>Milky Way and around the Family Block.

>

>They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a

>Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said

>"Sure...Take 5 ". They Decided to leave as the music was too loud, &

>neither of them liked M&M.

>

>On the way out he bought her some Roses, She said they were her

>Favourites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero.

>He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie.

>

>She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly

>Waffle on. He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if you

>play your cards right you might get lucky aftertea. He replied, After

>Dinner?.. Mint! " At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!

>

>He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "And

>I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky

>Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, They'll

>definitely melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her that he

>had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might just be telling Fantales.

>

>They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury

>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he

>slipped his hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She

>started to play with his Fruit & nuts, But then she said "Stop!" He

>though she was a Malteaser, But he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he showed

>her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly

>Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He

>thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

>

>It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When

>he finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro

>but he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers

>looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet

>and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a

>Flake.

>

>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms

>Rowntree had been with All Sorts!!.

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman

"After an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here. Hard to believe they were invaded twice." —Jay Leno

Some more:

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do.

An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?" "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"

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> > Dear President Bush,

> >

> >

> > Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I

>have

> > learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and

> > support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you

>said,

> > "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to

>share

> > that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to

>defend

> > the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that

>Leviticus

> > 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination... End of debate. I do need

> > some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's

>Laws

> > and how to follow them.

> >

> > 1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and

>female,

> > provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine

> > claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you

>clarify?

> > Why can't I own Canadians?

> >

> > 2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in

>Exodus

> > 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for

>her?

> >

> >

> > 3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her

> > period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do

>tell?

> > I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

> >

> > 4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a

> > pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They

> > claim the odor is not pleasing to them.

> >

> > Should I smite them?

> >

> > 5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2

> > clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill

>him

> > myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

> >

> > 6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

> > abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.

>I

> > don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

> >

> > 7. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a

> > defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my

> > vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

> >

> > 8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair

> > around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by

>Lev.19:27.

> > How should they die?

> >

> > 9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me

> > unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

> >

> > 10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two

>different

> > crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of

>two

> > different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to

>curse

> > and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the

>trouble of

> > getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev. 24:10-16. Couldn't

>we

> > just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with

>people

> > who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

> >

> >

> > I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy

>considerable

> > expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you

>again

> > for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Just in time, here's a great Christmas cookie recipe.

Enjoy!

>

>

>

>Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

>

>

>

> > 1 cup of water

>

> > 1 tsp baking soda

>

> > 1 cup of sugar

>

> > 1 tsp salt

>

> > 1 cup of brown sugar

>

> > lemon juice

>

> > 4 large eggs

>

> > 1 cup nuts

>

> > 2 cups of dried fruit

>

> > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

>

>

>

>Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

>

>

>

>Take a large bowl, then check the Cuervo again, to be

sure it

>

>is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and

drink.

>

>

>

>Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in

a large

>

>fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

>

>

>

>At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is

still OK, so

>

>try another cup ... just in case.

>

>

>

>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add

to the

>

>bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the

frigging fruit

>

>off floor.

>

>

>

>Mix on the turner. If the #$@! fried druit gets stuck

in the

>

>beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

>

>

>

>Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

>

>

>

>Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who

giveshz a sheet.

>

>

>

>Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and

strain

>

>your nuts.

>

>

>

>Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever

>

>you can find.

>

>

>

>Greash the oven.

>

>

>

>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

>

>

>

>Don't forget to beat off the turner.

>

>

>

>Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish

the Cose

>

>Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the

dishwasher.

>

>

>

>CHERRY MISTMAS to all!

I think there are enough members here who know me personaly, have met me and are aware that I am actually a bloke.

No doubts about it.

I agree with Rocky that's why I wrote:

Discuss this matter with your husband. He is the one who can anwer all your questions, but this should be a reply to her email.

Discuss this matter with your husband. He is the one who can anwer all your questions.

AMAZINGLY ACCURATE

Whatever you do, don't cheat!

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -

DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU

HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES

TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY, EERIE, ACCURATE OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

________________________________________

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL

PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!

Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME

DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through

11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF

TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT

RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)

next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally, MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME

is found in SPACE 2.

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT

WORK is in SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST

ABOUT YOUR MIND.

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT

LIFE.

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER

I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses.

She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me..." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

A tough moral choice

>>

>>With all your honour and dignity, what

>>would you do?

>>

>>This test only has one question, but

>>it's a very important one. Please don't

>>answer it without giving it some serious

>>thought. By giving an honest answer you

>>will be able to test where you stand

>>morally.

>>

>>The test features an unlikely, completely

>>fictional situation, where you will have

>>to make a decision one way or the other.

>>Remember that your answer needs to be

>>honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll

>>down slowly and consider each line - this

>>is important for the test to work

>>accurately.

>>

>>

>>You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact...

>>

>>There is great chaos going on around you,

>>caused by a hurricane and severe floods .......

>>

>>There are huge masses of water all over you....

>>

>>You are a CNN photographer and you are in the

>>middle of this great disaster. The situation

>>is nearly hopeless.

>>

>>You're trying to shoot very impressive photos.

>>There are houses and people floating around

>>you, disappearing into the water.

>>

>>Nature is showing all its destroying power and

>>is ripping everything away with it.

>>

>>Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is

>>fighting for his life, trying not to be taken

>>away by the masses of water and mud.

>>You move closer.

>>

>>Somehow the man looks familiar.

>>

>>Suddenly you know who it is

>>- it's George W. Bush!

>>

>>At the same time you notice that the raging

>>waters are about to take him away...forever.

>>You have two options.

>>

>>You can save him or you can take the best

>>photo of your life.

>>

>>So you can save the life of George W. Bush,

>>or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning

>>photo. A unique photo displaying the death

>>of one of the world's most powerful men.

>>

>>And here's the question: (Please give an

>>honest answer)

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>> >

>>Would you select colour film, or go with

>>the simplicity of classic black and white?

PKG just keep on posting more jokes. I enjoyed them. Thanks!

A guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for

Sale." He

rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.

The

guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty

young

and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,

and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in

rooms with spies and world leaders, 'cause no one figured a dog would

be

eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years

running.

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't

getting any

younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the

airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near

suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible

dope dealings there, thwarted a couple of hijackings and was

responsible

for the arrest of several terrorists. If only I hadn't been out in

California and instead had been at the right airport on 9-11...

Anyway, I was promoted to GS-13 and awarded a batch of medals. Had a

wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is

amazed.

He goes

back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says

"Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the

owner, "This dog

is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?" The owner

replies, "I'm

sick of his lies."

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere

where

> the following people are stranded:

> * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

> * 2 French men and 1 French woman

> * 2 German men and 1 German woman

> * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

> * 2 English men and 1 English woman

> * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

> * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman

> * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

>

> One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle

of

nowhere....

> * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman

> * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily

> together in a "menage a trois"

> * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when

they

> alternate with the German woman

> * The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the

Greek

woman is cleaning and cooking for them

> * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce

them to

> the English woman

> * The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one

look

> at the woman and started swimming.

> * The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of

suicide

> while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own

and

the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and

the

taxes are low.

> * The Irish began by dividing their island

Northside-Southside

and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in

the

picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres

of

coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't

getting

any...