Rigger

Lay a burn out on a motor bike and empty three bars due to smoke

Pay the bar fine for every girl in the bar and take them out to party

Get all the girls in the bar drunk before before the boss turns up

pay 10 BG 400 bht each to walk around the bar in there nickers

Buy a new bike then make it as loud as possibble to piss off all the fags in the area

#$%^&$#@ Shit it sounds just like me having fun about 4 years ago

But the most stupid thing I have seen is farangs complaining about farangs

I met a Aussie a the embassy about three weeks ago that had the same thing happen to him on his first night in bangkok Lost every thing a thai women found him the next morning with only his boxer shorts and took a liking to him and took him in. I forgot where he said it happened

Now I know why my wife doesn,t let me go to Nana or Soi cowboy alone it must be for my own safety

I ride a shadow 1100 great for touring around Isaan not much traffic nice and cool in the mornings. The cops are friendly and never bother me unlike lot of other areas in thailand. When I lived in bangkok I built a thai drag bike for my wifes younger brother honda dash bord to 150cc fully worked.I still keep it at home now and ride it when ever I need a bit of a speed rush but for every day use I ride a sonic 125

I was sitting in a bar with my wive having a bit of look around at the girls. Food for eye as she says. When one of the girls keep looking my way and smiling the missus taps me on the shoulder and said I dancealot I replied yes I know you like to dance a lot.(reply) NO I F###### DANGEROUS

We had some mouldy old buds that had been stashed away to long. So we decided to make some dope cookies. We made 10 cookies with 12 ounces of buds it sounded like a good idea at the time. After eating one our selves and 1/2 hour later decided that they weren,t real strong feed one to my girlfriends dog

Well I guess we should of waited a little long as I was starting to feel a slight disorientated so we whent and found the dog it was laying on the ground stiff as cardboard. Thought we had kill it for sure we try to get it to walk but it just kept falling over my girlfriend returned to find us trying to teach her dog how to walk. She grabed the dog and left shouting all sorts of abuse that night when the the dog regained consciosness it run around her house like a feral cat bouncing of walls and spraying green shit all over her house. But I did learn a good lesson never waste good drugs on a animal

THANKS for the imput The reason I was asking was that I just started a thai bank account and was plaining set up a automatic transfur to this account witch is one less hassle I have to worry about. As for my wive she is Quite good with money and saves every penny see can un like me spending every cent I can but its time now for me to start saving for the future. Living with with my wives parents for the last 3 years itis a pretty good set up for me as my wive is still young and with me working away it handy having another bloke around otherwise the wolves would be circling. just three weeks ago a 60 year old women was rape not far from the village. Not sure if he was on yabba or just plain mentaly retarded but they got him

Rigger

Trying to work out a set budget for the wive while I am at work as I work 35 days on and 35 off. my wives parents also live with us and I have a 4 month old daugter. How much do you guys give your wives per month including power, water, UBC

Me and a mate crushed up some ford pills and put it in our teachers orange drink after two trips two toilet in 10min she started crying and run out the class room never to be seen again

I no this bloke and he is just pissed with us aussies because they wouldn,t give him australain resedence due to the fact he is only 4 foot 9 and we didn,t want to f### up the good australian blood lines with pigme sheep so he moved to thailand instead in the hope that people will stop asking him if he has lost his mum. Hey mark guess WHO

Rigger

Can some one tell me the easys way of getting a internet connection as I read some other posts and they confused the shit out of me I am living in Ban Nong Veng 120km N/W of Khon Khen. There is only one telephone box in the village and not real sure what sort of connection it is using. Were can I buy what I will need for a sattilite set up, how much will it cost, how good of a connection will I get please keep it simple as I am no computer wiz. I spoke with the other expat in the village and discussed halfing the cost of running a telephone line to the village

Any help Appreciated

Rigger

I also built a house in isaan and turned out a lot better than I expected 2 story 4 bed room a couple of balconys good fhinsh 1,400000 bht the builder came from Udon thani 200km away. I will be home in a week and can get hold of the builder if you are interested. If you send me your e mail I will send you some pictures

Rigger

In the small village were I live in N/E thailand they have taken all the muskets and slug guns away from all the kids and the big kids in the last month. I got rid of mine and would not take the risk if I was you they also searched some houses for fire arms

Rigger

Hi Steve I am over on rig 40 working for a aussie company ODE as a NTP been in Oman about 7 years and thailand about 3 years lived in phuket and bangkok for a while but now in nong wang just built a house there. Hey Jay if you are going to be around my way in jan drop us a line and may be go for a ride I get home on the 7 jan. But the missus has a bun in the oven so I am sticking to day rides for at least the next 3 months I have a shadow 1100 at the moment and looking at buy a dirt bike soon. What are you riding and where you been riding

Regards Brett

Hey Rocket and steve how you going I just moved to a village about 120km N/W of Khon Khen. Any of you guys into motorcycles. Steve what sort of work do you do in Oman. I am also working in Oman on a rig not far from Bahja. Look forward too hearing from you guys