He is me; me; me; all the bloody time. Takes all pens, all direct free kicks (even though his success rate is terrible,"There have been two free-kick goals for Portugal since the summer of 2018, including a memorable striker against Spain at the World Cup, but in his last five seasons of club football, Ronaldo has netted just seven in all competitions – and from 136 attempts." and has even been known to sulk when a team mate scores instead of passing to him! I'm sick of you guys rabbiting about him already and he hasn't even played for you yet. There are XI players in the team and they ALL have important jobs to do.
You or your butty mate might call it charisma....I call it narcissism????