HaRoiHenry

Because the Premiership is the best, all the others smell.......

Arse!!

nal. Come on you Gooners!

Chons

tomorrows match, um 3-0 Germany

sunday errr . . 0-0 France to wing it on penalties

Portuguese soccer skills workshop:

Chons, this has been a provocative thread. Well done mate.

senderos must be banging his bloody nose against his chalet wall.

roll on portugal. we can't possibly outshine the swiss in unattractive soccer, can we?

Did anyone predict Switzerland failing to score during normal time, extra time, and penalties? No place for fencesitters, the World Cup Finals.

Light my Fire - The Doors

I'm looking to be cremated.

When I'm dead, not before...

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I do understand the need to have something that you are used to eatting when your away . There are only so many cows asses , pig hearts and fish flavored potato chips one can eat .

You've just identified 2/3 of the content of the Sausage Mcmuffin ........

That was good .

Back to my blongna sandwich .

well, you know...when one speaks about commercial type sausage one refers to the process whereby the floor of the abbatoir is swept and then loaded into a hopper to feed the McProcess...add some salt and other cloaking devices and there yu have it.

Best to do like I do, get yerself a meat grinder and control the ingredients yerself...lovely mince, sausage and etc. The wife''s folks looked puzzled but when I served it up they appreciated...

goddam...them falangs sure is clazy...

Yes, you are right Tutsi , Nothing better than making it yourself . I would love to find a " kitchen aid " and be able to make all the great sausage recipes I have in the states . Can I get one in Thailand with a 220 plug ? I haven't seen any .

I do admit I did enjoy the breakfast sandwich no matter what it was made of . I guess some things should not taste like what they are ..... probally most things .

I bought a sausage making kit years ago, but am still unable to find a butchers that will sell me cows asses. Pigs hearts, yes. But no cows asses.

Consequently the darn thing is now on e-bay. Any bids?

Have you tried substituting Eel helmet instead of dak nua ?

Of course.

It was my first choice of replacement. Damned hard to glean at the fishmongers.

Do you know how many at takes to fill a chipolata skin?

I had a back yard full of helmetless eels for months.

The cat got so fat I had to move the flap to the patio doors and install a stannah so it could navigate the four inch gap twixt floor and flap bottom.

Poor thing was never the same again. Slimiest crap I've ever seen.

Lack of mobility inspired the next doors rottweilers to give payback for the years of torment.

Ripped it orf the fence and gangraped it to within an inch of it's life.

I'll have to admit it seemed much happier for a few days after. Before the clap set in.

Nowadays its just a collection of scabs with the odd tuft of hair poking out to remind one of what it used to be. Still refuses eels to this day.

Halcyon days, Chons, halcyon days.

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I do understand the need to have something that you are used to eatting when your away . There are only so many cows asses , pig hearts and fish flavored potato chips one can eat .

You've just identified 2/3 of the content of the Sausage Mcmuffin ........

That was good .

Back to my blongna sandwich .

well, you know...when one speaks about commercial type sausage one refers to the process whereby the floor of the abbatoir is swept and then loaded into a hopper to feed the McProcess...add some salt and other cloaking devices and there yu have it.

Best to do like I do, get yerself a meat grinder and control the ingredients yerself...lovely mince, sausage and etc. The wife''s folks looked puzzled but when I served it up they appreciated...

goddam...them falangs sure is clazy...

Yes, you are right Tutsi , Nothing better than making it yourself . I would love to find a " kitchen aid " and be able to make all the great sausage recipes I have in the states . Can I get one in Thailand with a 220 plug ? I haven't seen any .

I do admit I did enjoy the breakfast sandwich no matter what it was made of . I guess some things should not taste like what they are ..... probally most things .

I bought a sausage making kit years ago, but am still unable to find a butchers that will sell me cows asses. Pigs hearts, yes. But no cows asses.

Consequently the darn thing is now on e-bay. Any bids?

had an excellent som tam at Jomtien beach with green mango...not much nam pla either...

I was shocked to get back to Suphan and imbibe the local som tam lady's concoction (she comes around with a side car every afternoon)...

gag, hack and otherwise prostrate from poisoning... to the wife "darling, I thought that som tam was all same same???..."

she smiled in evil fashion...

Tutsi , I hop you washed yer hands before taking a leak?..................

you vile man...aren't you supposed to wash after???

Methinks Chons is referring to the avoidance of Helmetburn, and possibly ensuring that his manhood does not take on the pungent aroma of said dish after handling.

I always wash before and after, and sometimes at the same time.

Still some issues to be clarified, I see.

To HaRoiHenry: Where should I go? That is indeed a good question. But I am not boasting of any lyrical skills in your innate language. I have, actually, never seen the Beach, and I dislike all modern authors. My original questions and demands were simply to be regarded as an inquiry into what kind of life I could afford in Thailand.

To Natee1: In my mind, books consist of paper.

To Yohan: "Cross-border-traffic for visa-run" - I must look into this matter. As for the "isolationist question". I have never said that I did'nt want any contact with people. I want to get away from the people I know and I need to have some place to which I can retire for my studies and for my writing. At first, I even thought that Bangkok might be my refuge.

To Zendesigner: "i would really like to see the look on a muslims face when he starts to proclaim his poetry..." I live with a muslim right now, and I should not think that nobody would chop off my head if I came with the Quran in my right hand and Rumi in my left.

To Bangkokbee: How do I enter Thailand as a Buddhist monk? Do I have to shave off my hair or how?

To Bluecat: "I should like to live a year in Thailand in utter isolation from any man or woman"...that I know. But no, I am not sure that I'm choosing the right place. That's why I ask for advice.

This wasn't meant to be a discussion about my worth as a poet. I don't even like to call myself a poet; humble singer suits me better. I am prepared for any culture shock, and though I am ignorant of many details I am aware of the difference between e.g. Thailand and Denmark. I have been employed by several organizations like CARE, Save the Children and UNICEF and I know the immense injustice which rules in this world. You have already pleased with some good advice and now I shall consider it and work out what to do. Then I will probably disturb you again with more foolish questions.

HenrikD

Cock off!

(Chonabot, 2 c's in that too!)

i am black

Jesus, Aryanation!

How are you coping?

HRH

Should you feel the urgent desire to remove an unusual big amount of shit out of your body, remove your pants and jump straight into the shallow water....

Whereupon the locals will assist you by beating it, still living, out of you for exposing your flacid tackle at them.

Sorry, Johan, have I spoiled the surprise?

Curses!

Oh where, oh where will our HenrikD go?

To escape from this ridicule, 'n write drivel on blow?

Should he slum it in Thailand and big up the poor,

This first time he's ventured outside his front door?

Would he wise up the bargirls with his shimmering prose

Or collapse in the heat and get robbed by those hoes?

Will the Monks groove and bow to his lyrical wit?

No, he's likely to starve cos his poetry's sh*t.

From what I have seen of his lyrical skill

He is either a child or mentally ill.

I've never before read such worthless tripe

As if a monkey had taught it's arse to type.

Take this tip before I hurl - drop the pen and find a girl.

He's read the book and seen the film and now he wants The Beach,

HenrikD, that kind of life's outside of any reach.

Buy your weed off a policeman. Even if he says he has none for sale, insist.

I think, eventually, all underwear becomes disposable, ASIC, sometimes highly so!

Zendesigner Posted on Tue 2004-03-16, 04:14:50

  Wich probably means:

They are a low class human so they don't deserve it ????

or they deserve no respect.

In respect to your theory of lower class first i would suggest to every punter out there to wai to his Bar girl every day!!

B

Yep, I bet that's exactly what Dr Pat Pong meant, Zendy.

You have a talent for spotting hidden meanings.

What do you think I mean?

Why are you not writing poetry now?

Ten Bucks for a lonely planet, Henrik.

I give lessons in Hawaiian, alas not in guitar.

she said what?

You're boring me now......

Indeed, Chonski.

Kick arse.Clean boots.Go out.Get laid.

and then I said...

Window Licker:

Someone who might lick the inside window of their special mini bus as you pass them on the motorway.

Sorry, ZenD, I am the son of a pompous man.

hrh

[wai]

Amazingthaigirl keeps PMing me for sex. What should I do?

ZD

Posted on Sun 2004-03-14, 19:45:17

  Zen D

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In review of her englisch and style of writing i would presume she is not a thai national ... If she is a extend an apology beforehand... it doesn't really matter anyway..

You can't be serious?

Pre-edit: In review of your englisch(sic) and style of writing I would judge you to be a windowlicker.

I chose to edit this because I felt that it was insulting to you. Now I feel as if it is the windowlickers that deserve my apologies. Sorry, all windowlickers.

Nice grammar again. Try guided mode.

HRH

Zen D

In review of her englisch and style of writing i would presume she is not a thai national ... If she is a extend an apology beforehand... it doesn't really matter anyway..

You can't be serious?

HRH