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dutchethai

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  1. I have a very simple device that I use which has so far prove 100% effective, and costs you nothing!

    All you need is an empty small washing up liquid bottle and fill it with a mixture of water and washing up liquid, you could also add some pepper, but I find that's not necessary. If a dog runs at you simply squirt some liquid at it's eyes if possible, and the resultant shock to the dog will make it back off immediately. I use this method when I ride my bike every morning and I fix keep the washing up liquid bottle inside a larger water bottle with the top cut off and attach it to the bike with plastic ties. Try this method and you will be pleasantly surprised!.

  2. "Doctor Doctor! I feel very strange! In the past week I have an unbearable urge to dress in red, stop all the traffic in BKK and pour blood around certain government buildings! What can I do?"

    "I am so sorry, dear patient but you have come to the wrong therapist. Unfortunately a therapist cannot treat a patient who exhibits the same kind of neuroses as he or she does."

    "But Doctor, you don't have this incredible urge to dress in red. So how is it that we share the same neurosis?"

    "Well, when you go out dressing in red, stopping all the traffic and pouring blood around certain buildings, I get the incredibly strong urge to dress in yellow and take over the airport." :)

  3. Why does 'The Nation' have to infer that the five bombings in the South should somehow be connected to the Red Shirts demo this weekend? Are the simply being biased or politically motivated to give the Red Shirts some bad press ahead of their demo? Eveyone knows surely that the bombings in the South have been going on for some time now and having nothing to do with the Reds.

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