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sassc

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  1. Go Aussies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Condom factory burns down in N.Z.

    Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland,is awoken at 4am by the telephone.

    Hillen, it's the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!! I've just received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklnd hs burned to the ground. It is istimated that the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week!

    PM: 'SHUT!!! - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted bebies - w'ill be ruined!!'

    Hilth Munister: 'We're going to hef to shup some in from....Brutain?'

    PM: 'No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!!'

    Hilth Munister: 'What about Australia?'

    PM: 'I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck!! That way they'll continue to respect the all blacks!'

    Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 enches long; 8 enches thuck, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one...

    MADE IN AUSTRALIA

    - SIZE: MEDIUM

    Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie... Oy Oy Oy

  2. I'm in Rangsit at the moment staying with my yai(nanna) so tomorrow morning will catch the bus to MBK, get on the BTS to Nana and have lunch at Mrs. Balbir's... for dinner i can't decide hmm... italian or buffet

    Thank you for the suggestions. They have not gone to waste!

    I've just decided what I'm having for lunch to be exact... Vegetable Samosa, Chicken Vindaloo, Tarka Dal, Butter Naan and Raita. They will most probably laugh in my face when I finish ordering. I'm only a small thing. That happened in Phuket 4 weeks ago when I ordered 1 entree, 2 mains and rice. but I finished it all bar 1 crispy crab ball...555555

  3. Hello, I've been in Thailand for 5 weeks now and really need some good food that isn't Thai. Don't get me wrong I love thai food but i just need some variety... What are your favourite restaurant? Is there somewhere you go for a particular dish? Also does anyone know where to get a good vindaloo curry?

    I'm in BKK at the moment but will happily take suggestions for other parts of the country!

    Thanks in advance,

    Joy :o

    mmm... food

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