JoeThePoster

He predicted a positive sign for Thailand’s exports in the final quarter of the year

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Hold that Bentley order, Jeeves.

For marine safety, if someone is at risk of drowning, the faster they are rescued and received medical help, the less the risk that they will die.

Is it already too late for the Nobel nomination this year.?

a tour bus had hit a height-limit steel beam

No limit to stupidity though.

Is that the tanks I hear a rumbling,

or the squeaking of the gate....

or Ernie's ghostly Goldtops, a'rattling in their crate?

It's definitely the squeaking of tanks looking for some grease.

Has all the money been seized as evidence?

I suggest an escrow to my account.

saved his life in a fatal car accident

He does look a bit like Bjork.

How dare they spread false information about Thailand! That's it, I'm closing my account at the World Bank.

PM Yingluck: Thailand can handle water crisis with mega management projects

The best thing about a water crisis is its liquidity.

navigated her vehicle urgently over to the right-hand lane and came into contact with the motorbike and its driver

Blind spot, or large handbag blocked her view?

Err, Japanese.

souvenir shop

Hope she got some good memories from that one.

Will he get the Obama treatment from YS?

Old car ban in Bangkok was just an idea

That came out of a motor mouth?

Yes, but under the clothes I am completely naked.

Banharn Silapa-archa, chief adviser to the agriculture minister, said Bangkok might be flooded for a day or two, though he predicted that the situation for riverside communities in Pathum Thani would be worse.


"They should be prepared," he said, pointing out that the Pasak Jolasid Dam needed to discharge a huge amount of water every day because its was already 110 per cent full.

Gotta admire this guy, multi-talented he is and and expert with figures. 110% jeez.

What's his inactive post? Detaining and fining tourists for littering Sukhumvit?

In most places it would be described as theft, or looting.

Not here tho', it's a laugh eh !!

Those who were here during the Lauda Air crash of 1991 won't be surprised.

Such stories were tarnishing the image of the Suvaranbhumi Airport, she said.

Those jumpers left massive stains on the carpet.

One such self-professed astrological expert is Mr. Boonlert Pairin, who also happens to serve as an MP of the Democrat Party.

How predictable really.