mstribling

Always be yourself, unless you suck.

I'm ready for the weekend. Who's with me?

Kaew's sister-in-law just cut my lawn for 100฿=$3.30, with a kitchen knife!!!

Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launch a bird into pigs.

Never go to a place where money doesn't matter"

One of the best ways to begin familiarizing ourselves with the virtue of patience is to reflect systematically on its benefits.

Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How did that work out for him?

Snowing in Vietnam. Weird weather.

Money isn’t everything in life… but make sure you have enough of it before talking such nonsense.

Kind of missing the Houston livestock & rodeo show right now.

If first you don't succeed. Don't mess around with Russian roulette.

Looks as if Chuck Norris did a cannonball in the pacific.

Somehow I don't think the security guard in my moo baan is supposed to be drunk.

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I'm think that hot dog I ate during the "recovery" phase of my workout was counter-productive.

Vodka, pomegranate juice, and some ice is really good in the afternoon.

Congratulations to the Green Bay Packers, Super Bowl champions!

Man I am so dam_n lucky. Kaew asked if we could put a pool table in the living room.

Lazy day. What to do?

World class bulkshit at the Nigerian embassy today. I guess we'll spend the night in the city. I'll probably go to a well known entertainment venue and have some drinks.

Traveling to Bangkok today to pick up my Nigerian visa.

We're off to Kaew's home village to pay respects to her ancestors.

dam_n! It is only 2300 and I am light the up.

I'm going to enjoy my coffee and then do a little work around the house.

My neighbors have been tweaking on meth all night. Now their fighting out in the street. I expect the chinaman to bust some caps soon.