bodypaul

I love these sorts of posts and the idiotic comments from posters who a) can't afford a maid and criticize people for paying the market rate (I am sure these people complain it they are charged 15 baht for a piece of 10 baht fruit) or live outside Thailand and have no concept of life in Thailand. So, question for you do-gooders....where are these maids going to work if they don't work for expats or middle class/hi-so Thais??? A factory? A construction site?? Or are all you do-gooders going to find them jobs as lawyers or perhaps doctors?? Clueless!

Just an observation ......as I said before .... You sound nice!!!

Sounds like you were more than fair. If your wife is Thai maybe the problem lies partly with her. I've seen a lot of Thais treat their employees very badly.

My Wife lives in Bkk im down past Hua Hin she comes down every 3 weeks for a few days.

Ah. Then it seems that they are just taking advantage of you.

Nope I take no crap, they get sacked if they are no good, others just leave with no notice.

You sound nice as well!!!!

Oh yes...........I ve been through 4-5 sets of Burmese staff on the last 18 months. heres what Ive found

1 they will leave with no notice at the drop of a hat, then realise later they want to come back ( we dont have them back)

2 some are very stupid some are ok none are on the ball so far

3 doesnt matter how well you treat or pay them it made no difference

4 most were too stupid to see when they were onto a good thing, those that did thought it was coming for free and would be lazy

5 they will all tell you EXACTLY the same story to leave "Father/Mother sick"

6 Some are so stupid they will leave 4 days before salary due and then not get paid by us as they are supposed to give us 1 months notice

I now use the Wifes Sister I gave up with Burmese but I need a man for the heavier stuff

Also tried one Laos couple, the girl was funny and had a great attitude but totally unable to learn anything, the boy was like a popstar and spent the whole time preening himself..............which was no good as they were working on the land and you get grubby.

I include a brand new VERY nice house with flush toilet proper western bathroom with big shower, fully tiled throughout fridge freezer ( new) new cooker all nice new built in kitchen wood cupboards, clothes, bed linen free rice, free motorcycle with unlimted free petrol/gas 1 day a week off 1 hour for lunch work 8-5 many times nothing to do free satellite tv and 30inch led tv, free internet

Salary 16000 per couple, wife to do cleaning husband for work on the land, they have to keep my very small house 50m2 clean and their own 48m2 house clean.

Strange as this sounds, they don't respect you as you award above their station which has the knock-on effect of having them think they are above their station and thus shouldn't need to do the work they're paid to do. Asian culture 101.

i watch them like hawks, any problems they are sacked immediately, we feed them back the drivel some have fed us "my Father sick"

You sound nice!!!!!!

I think we need to see a picture of you and will advise you accordingly depending on what we think you look like!!!!

This might sound to forward but you can say "Hi, how are you? I have seen you on the train every evening, do you live around here? Where do you work? Where are you from? How long have you been in Thailand? Do you like Thailand? What do think of Thailand? Do you live by yourself? Are you single? What do you do for fun? Where do you like to hang out? Do you like Thai food? Would you like to go and get something to eat? And so fort."
 

Does she take a breath when she asks this? ......lol

She's a ladyboy!!!

When I ask my g/f how she likes her bacon she always says "crip see" which makes me smile.

I tried to get her to say crispy by asking her to say Chris ..... no problem there ...... then Pee ... no problem again!! So we would say Chris followed by Pee over and over quicker and quicker so that eventually she should be able to say crispy!!

I asked her again ..... How do you like your bacon darling?

Answer ....."crip see"

I gave up but I always ask her when doing a full English as I love the way she says it!!

Welcome back Scampy!!!

This is definately a live, ongoing movie script .....Good fun to be in it now!!!

i shagged a very attractive issarn teacher and then found out she died of AIDS some years later, i was sweating for a while .she also took her hubby and a few other Thai blokes with her to the grave

Wow scary!!!

Any update needforspeed? How are you coping?

I'm a miserable old (not so fat) bloke on a meagre pension but I still don't take girls out of bars!!

That is why you are miserable!!

Why has this not been dumped like many, many non Thailand related posts?

P.S. For clarification on all the other non Thailand related posts that have been dumped or locked by over enthusiastic moderators, where in the rules does it say that only Thailand related posts are permitted on ThaiVisa?

I though they where all lying

Their mouths were open so you are probably right!

Also, headphones (before anyone suggests them) make my ears itch - I don't know why, but they do!

Trim your ear hairs then!!!

If there are multiple problems of neighbours burning things which in one form or another annoy you - the obvious investment to make would be in a hose pipe....

and what do you think thais would do if you used your hosepipe??

perhaps you'd like to try the experiment and let us know what they did in retribution.

the only way is to talk to them and get the neighbours on your side and they may have a word

The old hosepipe filled with lead trick .... works wonders. (Doesn't do his head any good though ... you just feel better for doing it).

There was a crack down, in China, on the selling of HGH during the run up to the Olympics. It is difficult to get into USA and most factories won't send it there. Other than that it can be sourced to many other countries. I do not know what the Thai Customs would think of you importing it!!!!!!! HGH is difficult to find in Thailand.

Luang I don't think you have mentioned your weight. Are you overweight? Perhaps all you need is to eat a good regular diet with at least 5-6 small meals a day. Cut down on the alcohol with minimum hard licquor! Exercise more!

I love threads like this!

Pages and pages of <deleted> written about training and the OP nowhere to be seen. If the OP is around then we need more information, or a recent photo, for him to get any help as to what he needs to do.

I'm a women never been pm and also think its because I have a minging photo of me on my profile

Yep

Is that german/austrian woman still on Koh Samui? I was told she was a classical violinist back home. She used to wander up and down Chaweng Beach Road shouting and swearing and looked like she hadn't had a shower in weeks.

I think I can remember her but when I saw her she was wearing next to nothing. Just a singlet that barely covered her ,and she had no knickers on, and you could see her beaver ...... oh yes I remember her

About 60 years ago I read the results of a survey carried out in London. It was stated that if a reasonable looking guy stood on a corner of Oxford Street and asked every woman if they would shag him for £10 then two out of every ten would agree. I don't know what this means, but I have never forgotten it.

My memory tells me that £10 was then the average monthly wage.

Well nowadays 8 out of 10 wouldn't understand English there!!

If you have read the full story, you will realise that this 'woman' is a confidence trickster, and a professional at that. Greed will be her downfall, and I hope that she will lose the lot. Under Buddism, what goes around, comes around. Your comments Marmelad, are as pathetic as you are.

Aren't they all?

Well I am happy with my body and I don't give a rat's A$$ what you bald, fat, ugly pencil d*cked Thaivisa moaners think......