fisherman

It is 240v 50Hz the same here, your pins on your plug will be angled and the sockets here are straight. you can either straighten them with pliers or buy an adapter at the airport

You say that I'm a low-life, but have ever seen me threaten anyone on here?

I would never sink so low, but I don't have to. I am reasonably intelligent.

I can use my brains.

Get a life you two, and if you threaten me again, I am going to contact my Thai Police friends and make your lives even more miserable.

You say you don't threaten and you are oh so smart, then you say you will get your 'thai police' friends out, so thats not a threat?

you silly man, please do yourself a favour sit back have a coffee and a little nap, come back refreshed and try again, it works wonders

Georgie-Porgie why do you always double post?

Chingy

it's because he rushes through his little rants posts them and then thinks about it afterwards and has to add to them, I have seen similar paranoid delutions in other posters...... Oh hello Boon mee.

I on hte other hand didn't see your post until I posted so had to post again, sorryo

You might be suprised, or then again you might not....

I have been offered an Astro satellite system by a dodgy looking Indian woman who advertised in Phuket Gazette.

I have seen a couple of her setups working and it looks a good alternative to UBC, it has HBO and str movies plus a lot of the normal UBC channels, the thing is I just don't believe her when she says there is a 2000 baht 1 yearly paynment for the smart card.

I checked out Astro malaysia online and they show a monthly payment scheme similar to UBC.

I am just wondering if anyone else has this sytem, how do they pay, and is there anything better around which might show Ozzy TV or some english channels

thanks

Fisherman

No not drinking, though it is a nice thought.

But the obvious favoritism shown for the 'fool' makes me think you must be one in the same or at least related? He says what he wants and no reprisals, otherfight back and are banned.

I suppose I will be banned for speaking out of turn now, like the others....

Well I saw that without the Thaivisa 7 there quality of humour had dropped so had to inject a little.

FREE THE THAIVISA 7

I was cornered one night by a rough herd of bull elephants, they were on a mugging spree, one even had a switch blade! He had a bit of trouble opening it with his massive feet, but once he got it out I was scared to death, he was slashing about wildly with it, I quickly handed over all my cash and a couple of bits of sugar cane I had in my pocket too... nasty memories

I am seriously skint and am considering the topic of this thread, any advise from people in the same boat?

I have a feeling that our George is actually Georgie Porgie

I have been reading the posts recently and it appears to me that GP incites more mayhem and dispair than the whole of the banned 'Thaivisa 7'

Why doesn't his disrupter of happiness get banned along with the others?

Even still his recent posts have been rude and insulting, whist being petulant and sullen too by the way, casting himself as the 'victim'....

I have a feeling the truth is in the 1st line of this post

Mad Francis is right, vasaline does work well but it does tend to 'clump'

I prefere good old 'spit'

T

Chingy is right this is a load of old squit

T

Don't forget that these levels of hygene also determine your own defences, it if all gets too clean we will not have the 'good' bacteria to stave off the really bad stuff.

Clen it up a bit but don't go too far

T

Moreanal!

If my back side was more anal it would have prolapsed in an heamoroidal expolsion on par with the Horishima bomb!

I personally am greatful for the services supplied, and by the way aintchasickov all these 'politically correct' fuggers who are messing up society with their, 'equal rights' and 'oh speak nicely' <deleted>, next thing it will be the birds here in the saddle riding the men, just like they do in the states!

Thank the lord for this here male orientated society, there ain't many left like it but I for one am glad to be here.

T

Err I am up for a little exploitation myself, I can't teach english as I have a terrible yorkshire accent and even Brits don't understand me, but I am skint so any takers, I am your man... or woman so to speak, just be gentle with my 'Farmer Giles', they are fair nipping right now and last nights curry didn't help!

T

Yep, and I heard that only Wally-Woofters watch CNN & BBC...

Is Wally-Woofters a eupherism for Wal-Mart users or does he mean Wooly-Woofters?

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T

I love Ale, but the sad thing it is a hard to come by commodity in the LOS, Killkenny does help but it isn't the real thing is it.

I am just wondering, what are folks preferences, are you a pissy girly lager drinker or a butch manly Ale man?

T

Why oh Why does someone not brew real ale here?

it is a far nicer drink and far superior to 'Larger'!

I think I will start a poll next, Real Vs Larger!

By the way anyone who thinks Larger is superior has not tasted Woodfords, a decent pint.

T

I try and live for free too, well I stiffed my last landlord for 5k anyway....

T

Quick Solution

Paint it brown again...

T

I'm older than me, and so's my wife!

T

Anybody wanting to send me any cash or invest in my sorry entertainment ventures PM me and I will supply bank details

T

I've had her, got her for 300 too, plus as a bonus she sucked on me piles too! nice lass

T

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.

She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing,and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You baztard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh Shit, it's started."