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Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Women look for one man to satisfy all their needs. Men look to all women to satisfy one need.

Women look for one man to satisfy all their needs. Men look to all women to satisfy one need.

Some Eskimos have been known to use refrigerators - to keep their food from freezing.

What's the difference between civil and mechanical engineers? Mechanical Engineers build Weapons. Civil engineers build Targets.