geronimo
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lets' start with the early mornings, the first few bird songs, that first sip of coffee, the lighting of a cigarette, then the realisation that you're living in paradise hits you and that makes you feel good.
Every waking moment is filled with pleasure and after 65 years, I just hope I haven't reached the halfway point yet!
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On 1/30/2022 at 10:05 PM, clivebaxter said:
Why come all the way here from the UK to 'end it all'? top yerself at home and save the airfare ????
well, coming here changed his mind eh? Just as well he did!
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the 3 attributes I think an expat needs to live happily in LOS are .... (drum roll)
- One must have an optimistic outlook on life.
- One needs to be open to new things.
- One should refrain from making judgements.
Been a while since I logged in, are all the regulars still alive?
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On 2/5/2022 at 6:06 PM, Dolf123 said:
Yes, I do!
Please tell Sir. I am at present in at the seed germination process and have a few pilot trees that are 1 metre in height.
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On 5/19/2021 at 9:47 AM, RobMuir said:
Pretty sure tvf member @geronimoknows her well.
Yes I do
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Hi all, wondering if anyone is growing kratom?
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Oh dear, sorry to hear that. I'll write him a poem ......
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On 5/19/2021 at 9:47 AM, RobMuir said:
Pretty sure tvf member @geronimoknows her well.
He did
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On 4/22/2021 at 8:22 PM, bwpage3 said:
I have had both the Moderna Covid vaccines from the VA Hospital in the USA.
It clearly states in the literature provided the effective date is 6 months only.
There is a talk of a required booster vaccine, but how long the booster will be effective is anyone's guess right now.
Another 6 months?
Then what?
This is not a simple get a vaccine and it is over scenario.
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Yes from me because of the word 'possible'. Given the right circumstances it can happen.
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I stopped drinking once ……….
I stopped drinking once,
In 1973
My principal reason,
Falling out of a tree
How I got up there
I’ve no idea
Seems a strange place
to be drinking a beer
My addled brain
tried hard to recall
how I ended up
dying from a fall
I remembered the bar
How could I forget?
Wearing no clothes
All for a bet
The rest of the day
Was a bit of a blur
Smiling faces
And a kiss from her
It started with a phone call
A meeting in the pub
Lots of beer
Rub a dub dub
We moved to the saloon bar
Of that I’m sure
I recognized
The parquet floor
Gin and tonic
And Pimm’s number one
Shaken not stirred
And I remember the fun
Seeing my mate
Glorious ted
Guzzling down beers
Standing on his head
I remember the road
The trees flying by
Flying trees?
I must be high
We went to a casino
That dealer’s face
When I showed her
A queen and an Ace
Chips in my pocket
For a wander I did go
Slots to play
Dice to throw
Free alcohol
Now that’s my kind of place
Is costs you nothing
To get off your face
It’s all coming back now
The memories are clear
Now I remember
How I ended up here
That bull was massive
He came at me
That’s how I got
Stuck up the tree
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3 minutes ago, CharlieH said:
Geronimo is back,
with more of his verse
A nice little story
Not something perverse.
The verses are many
The story was told
But to verse 43?
I'm just too old.
You're a poet and don't know it!
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2 minutes ago, CharlieH said:
"The run-in seemed endless"
And so did this ! ????
That's 7 minutes of your life you've lost forever. I sincerely hope there were a few chuckles to make it worthwhile!
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I was always a heavy drinker until a few years ago, when I stumbled upon a beverage that ticks all the boxes ............
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Here it is .......
A Day at the Races
Planned a day at the races,
What could go wrong?
A few hundred beers
And break into song
Saved up my cash
Coins and all
Just gotta hope
None of my donkeys fall
The first race is a cert
Odds-on favourite to win
Beat at the post
By a margin so thin
The bookie grinned
As he counted his money
I would have laughed
If I thought it was funny
The next one is a tip
A nod from the trainer
A tenner or twenty?
Of course, it’s a no brainer
Sixteen to one
I’ll take that bet
Go on my son
Break into a sweat
On the home straight
He’s coming from the back
Trouble is ……….
It’s a bloody long track
They come past together
It’s impossible to tell
Pipped at the post
“Oh <deleted>” I yell
Time for a change in strategy
A surefire way to win
Replace the beers
With a bottle of gin
Race number three
I look at the field
Searching for clues
For secrets to yield
Horse number four
Is strutting his stuff
One look at the others
Is more than enough
My money is on
A safe each-way bet
And they’re off
How good can it get?
Flying Aces
That was his name
How was I to know?
He’s no good at his game!
A look of bewilderment
Upon my face
As I take a look
At the next race
I saw the winner
Jumping out at me
First time out
How good can that be?
A rank outsider
Twenty five to one
Oh my
What have I done?
All of my money
Went on that nag
With no hesitation
I emptied the bag
They’re under starters orders
They open the stalls
Now we’ll see
Who’s got the balls
Off to a flyer
She’s pulling away
I smile as I contemplate
The rest of the day
I never believed
It could be so much fun
Thinking about
All the money you won!
A voice from within speaks
Now is the time it said
To stop playing
Quit while you’re ahead
Already looking
At race number five
And into my pockets
My two hands dive
A big pile of money
The most I’ve ever seen
Was duly wagered
On Flying Machine
She looked perky
The jockey alert
According to the form
This one’s a cert
They’re off at last
A mile and a quarter
I’m praying to the priest
And his daughter
The favourite is leading
As I gulp down my beer
With Flying Machine
Bringing up the rear
There’s a long way to go
I begin to doubt
They bunch on the corner
And the whip comes out
There’s a lump in my throat
My heart missed a beat
As the wily old jockey
Rose out of his seat
Moving in earnest
She gathered speed
It’s going to be close
My trousers I peed
They’ve gone past together
A photo is called
The result shows
“Get in there” I bawled
Swimming in money
I head for the bar
Who’d have thought
I’d make it this far!
Champagne for everyone
A real celebration
The hard work is done
Time for some recreation
It was at that moment
A thought entered my head
Stay on the wave of luck
Until it is dead
The next race I pondered
Certain of a win
I did it again
I went all in
The bookie looked nervous
As I wagered my bet
If this one wins
He’ll be full of regret
Money for Old Rope
That was his name
If he’s first past the post
Riches I do claim
I watched from the stands
Three miles of fences
They go out of sight
The atmosphere tenses
I’m fixed on the commentary
My heart full of hope
That the actual winner
Is Money for Old Rope
The crowd start cheering
As the horses appear
Come on Money
I heartily cheer
My horse is there
One of three
I close my eyes
I can’t bear to see
Approaching the final hurdle
The tension’s too much
As Money for Old Rope
Is ahead by a touch
The run-in seemed endless
I hope and I pray
This is going to be
My lucky day
And so it was
The perfect day
And on I go
Dreaming away
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I have absolutely everything a man could possible want and have to repeatedly pinch myself on the cheek to make sure this wonderful life is not a dream!
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I, like you, have not left my home since I can remember; take solace in the fact that the whole world is going down the toilet and watch from the sidelines ...........
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2 hours ago, LomSak27 said:Find the Usual Suspects. This is a winner. At the same time lets ignore illegal workers from surrounding countries who prop up the Thai labor force, but unfortunately bring in covid. When they do that, BTW it shines a bad light on who exactly brought them in, who let that happen and of course all the quarantine-ing for COVID costs, that now are worthless. Ooops. Lets round up some illegal teachers for a photo op. That's the ticket!
Its far better than any soap, don't ya think!
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Been here for close to 35 yrs and 17C is difficult. At 9, I would either have to be full of brandy or under a thick quilt in a warm house. Apparently, one's blood thins with long periods in hot climates, so I do become inoperable at 15C.
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all my poems ......
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I have a question re certificate of residence,
can I submit a certificate from a province I don't live in when applying to renew a driving licence?
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Colin's waiting for Santa to deliver those Pirelli P7s ........ plus that new spoiler that keeps the chair on the road ......
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20 hours ago, geronimo said:
Well I guess I could have a go, watch this space ......
A strange thing happened the other day,
Stranger than strange, I could say.
Underwear missing, from the clothes line it appears
The local cops are full of sneers.
Dusting for prints, checking DNA,
Too late, the culprit is well on his way.
Names were mentioned, suspects grilled
No leads so far, no beans were spilled.
They checked CCTV, which could provide clues
As to who might have stolen the pantie hues
Cameras not working, barely flickers
They’re none the wiser to who stole the knickers.
DSI were called, they surely have a plan
A sniff here and there, but not one person can
Detect the thief, he’s got away in the night
So keep your panties locked up tight!
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On 10/28/2020 at 9:47 AM, faraday said:
C'mon Geronimo, you must have a witty poem about this. ????
Note to mods, please delete the below tag, it's the wrong person.
Well I guess I could have a go, watch this space ......
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retirees - what do you have to look forward to?
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I never said I inhaled ????