"Kanittha reported that the British man threw rocks and a bicycle into her house causing 30,000 baht damage."
Ok I'm drunk I've misplaced my phone, I know what will help! I'm gonna lob that bike through that glass and magically my phone Will materialise and I will become immediately sober!
Or I could go home sleep.it if and retrieve phone next day!
Or i could get nicked and have to cough up a <deleted> load of cash!
let me think for a second, I'm going with first option.
what a <deleted>.