Jamesyboi Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say goodmorning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment She said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure !" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- NAKED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Yak Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 That's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rai! Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 That's a good one. Ohhh that could be very bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 an oldie but a goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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