fatter than harry Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask way too much. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies So beautifully. With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francois Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 LOL loved this nice post thanks cheers francois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubergnome Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 You've made my day. Good one Harry. Did you make that up, or where'd it come from? Cheers u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted July 13, 2004 Author Share Posted July 13, 2004 I found it on a website, if I'd made that lot up I'd be a kung foo master, but I'm still only a kung foo bitch. They made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubergnome Posted July 13, 2004 Share Posted July 13, 2004 wot website?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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