DJ Pat Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. You'll see me angry and confused at my work colleagues (1st short ad) and baffled as to why my mate can work all night at the office without stimulants (second longer ad) If you see it, let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Moron Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. So what? I just took a dump; does anyone care?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shopgurl Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Do my eyes deceive me? Is this the return of Johnny Moron? Welcome back budddddd-dy, where have you been???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 15, 2004 Author Share Posted October 15, 2004 Who is Johnny Moron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. So what? I just took a dump; does anyone care?? Did you wipe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Who is Johnny Moron? Ummm... you maybe...?? Totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 16, 2004 Author Share Posted October 16, 2004 I have no alias on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. So what? I just took a dump; does anyone care?? Did you wipe ? I hope so Make sure if i meet him don't shake hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicinebox Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. So what? I just took a dump; does anyone care?? Yes, I'm interested. What number was it on the given chart below? Type 1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts Type 2 Sausage-like but lumpy Type 3 Like a sausage but with cracks in the surface Type 4 Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft Type 5 Soft blobs with clear-cut edges Type 6 Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool Type 7 Watery, no solid pieces Stools at the lumpy end of the scale are hard to pass and often require a lot of straining. Stools at the loose or liquid end of the spectrum can be too easy to pass – the need to pass them is urgent and accidents can happen. The ideal stools are types 3 and 4, especially type 4, as they are most likely to glide out without any fuss what-soever. Also, they are least likely to leave you with an annoying feeling that something is left behind. Personally I am usually a number 3, but since I started eating all bran i've now progressed to number 4, with a kind of fluffy coating. I have been all 7 and am sure Thailand would have a similar scale, but would probably go up to 20. Because I never shat recognisable vegetables before I went to Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Medicinebox, you indeed are a saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 no mention there of "the crappuccino", also known as the "kexpresso" that particularly frothy form of diarrhoea one often gets when abroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. So what? I just took a dump; does anyone care?? Yes, I'm interested. What number was it on the given chart below? Type 1 Separate hard lumps, like nuts Type 2 Sausage-like but lumpy Type 3 Like a sausage but with cracks in the surface Type 4 Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft Type 5 Soft blobs with clear-cut edges Type 6 Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool Type 7 Watery, no solid pieces Stools at the lumpy end of the scale are hard to pass and often require a lot of straining. Stools at the loose or liquid end of the spectrum can be too easy to pass – the need to pass them is urgent and accidents can happen. The ideal stools are types 3 and 4, especially type 4, as they are most likely to glide out without any fuss what-soever. Also, they are least likely to leave you with an annoying feeling that something is left behind. Personally I am usually a number 3, but since I started eating all bran i've now progressed to number 4, with a kind of fluffy coating. I have been all 7 and am sure Thailand would have a similar scale, but would probably go up to 20. Because I never shat recognisable vegetables before I went to Thailand. rotflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 17, 2004 Author Share Posted October 17, 2004 nice to see that the topic of this thread disappeared.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Moron Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 Personally I am usually a number 3, but since I started eating all bran i've now progressed to number 4, with a kind of fluffy coating. On reflection I think mine may also have been a number 3. What you neglected to mention however is that the Type 3 stool is the one most likely to float and prove difficult to flush. For your further interest then, allow me to state that the turd in question was not only a type 3, it was also a floater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medicinebox Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 Personally I am usually a number 3, but since I started eating all bran i've now progressed to number 4, with a kind of fluffy coating. On reflection I think mine may also have been a number 3. What you neglected to mention however is that the Type 3 stool is the one most likely to float and prove difficult to flush. For your further interest then, allow me to state that the turd in question was not only a type 3, it was also a floater. Yeah, I'm with you bud. You flush the loo, and one chunk comes back. WHAT THAT ONE CHUNK WANT??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakestick Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. You'll see me angry and confused at my work colleagues (1st short ad) and baffled as to why my mate can work all night at the office without stimulants (second longer ad) If you see it, let us know. high again dj patricia, eye wood like 2 c youre add butt eye donut watch thai tv. thank two u n e weigh snakie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 I haven't seen it myself but apparently Thai Tv are re-running my ad for "Hotta" ginger energy tea. You'll see me angry and confused at my work colleagues (1st short ad) and baffled as to why my mate can work all night at the office without stimulants (second longer ad) If you see it, let us know. Do you look like that "Shaft" dude in your ad? Your first avatar reminds me of that movie but he never got angry and confused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDN Posted October 17, 2004 Share Posted October 17, 2004 ...I never shat recognisable vegetables before I went to Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 Do you look like that "Shaft" dude in your ad? Your first avatar reminds me of that movie but he never got angry and confused! I think the ad is on "D" playlist as only one person has seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damnaam Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I think the ad is on "D" playlist as only one person has seen it. And that wouldn't be you, watching the channel 24/7 per chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Who is Johnny Moron? He's the real, genuine moron. Absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 19, 2004 Author Share Posted October 19, 2004 And that wouldn't be you, watching the channel 24/7 per chance? Almost!!! It's when you're waiting for it that it never comes on!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poolcleaner Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 This is some kind of board police subterfuge right? Begin with an inoccuous topic and then, as nobody's reading we can start with the 'shit' topics huh? What do the bar girl threads headline with : "So where do you go to church?" "5 nice things about Jim Thompson" You know crap titles that no-one's going to read but inside it's all 'pussy, tits, katoeys (for Harry!) etc. Clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 amazing what shit people start threads on eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvpump Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Are u sure its DJ Pat and not DJ Pratt? all of your posts in someway are a lead in to talk about yourself, your prowess with university girls, or you DJ skills.. get a life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 Are u sure its DJ Pat and not DJ Pratt? all of your posts in someway are a lead in to talk about yourself, your prowess with university girls, or you DJ skills.. get a life I beg to differ there my good friend. Take a look around the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 You all took the trouble to post so I'm sure you took this thread sooo seriously. I don't feel that my ego is being stroked when somebody posts. Ego? Far from it. I hated shooting the ad working with a bunch of real Wa*kers. I could go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poolcleaner Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Are u sure its DJ Pat and not DJ Pratt? all of your posts in someway are a lead in to talk about yourself, your prowess with university girls, or you DJ skills.. get a life And this from a guy who calls himself "luvpump" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This board's a right crack-up sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Pat Posted October 21, 2004 Author Share Posted October 21, 2004 This board's a right crack-up sometimes. It can have me scratching my cranium quite often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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